Stupidity (indie, albums, member, track, classic)

jesus · 02-20-2005, 11:41 AM

my friend was listening to the casualties and talking to this stupid person on the phone. Here is their conversation:
friend: I love this song!
idiot: what song?
friend: *tells her song*
idiot: oh, I don't really like that song
friend: I love Meggers!
idiot: Oh, I don't really like that song either
friend: Meggers is the drummer....

Anarchy doll · 02-21-2005, 07:46 PM

2 things..."wow, your name? So you were named after Eminem's daughter right?"
and also...."what do you think a blind person dreams of?"

blackTshirt · 02-22-2005, 12:54 AM

^ c'mon...the last one's horrible!!

.angie. · 02-22-2005, 07:16 PM

like last week we were talking about Treasure Island (because we are reading it in English class) and we were talking about how the main character Jim wrote the story or whatever. and i asked the teacher why Stevenson was the author when Jim wrote the book, my friends laughed at me. although it was a rather stupid question.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-23-2005, 12:01 PM

Today, in science...

"How would you try and steal a snowman, like? Wouldnt it, just , like... Melt kinda?"

This is the same girl Ive been quoting for this entire thread.. Hehe shes an endless source of amusement

Sneer · 02-23-2005, 12:35 PM

theres a couple:
"whats a holocaust?"
"Q. wheres the lake district? A. Somalia"
"is new zealand bigger than Australia?"

spearmint · 02-23-2005, 02:23 PM

I had "My finger isn't broken it's fractured" bearing in mind they mean the same thing it's pretty stupid

phoenixflames · 06-01-2005, 07:57 AM

Here is one:

(Driving in a car in the USA):
"Wow, that semi-truck says England on it. How did they get it over here? Drive it?"

(Later on after more thought):
"Isan't there some road that you can drive from England to the US? I heard about it in school. Wasn't it the Golden Gate bridge?"

There are so many stupid things I have seen and heard. I can't remember any more right now. I'll post them when they come back...

Fenixpunk · 02-25-2005, 11:18 AM

Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-27-2005, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’??

Ha thats good..

02-22-2005, 12:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 845	^ c'mon...the last one's horrible!! __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

02-23-2005, 12:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,528	Today, in science... "How would you try and steal a snowman, like? Wouldnt it, just , like... Melt kinda?" This is the same girl Ive been quoting for this entire thread.. Hehe shes an endless source of amusement __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-23-2005, 12:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,397	theres a couple: "whats a holocaust?" "Q. wheres the lake district? A. Somalia" "is new zealand bigger than Australia?" __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

02-23-2005, 02:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
spearmint Everything's eventual Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Norwich, england Posts: 174	I had "My finger isn't broken it's fractured" bearing in mind they mean the same thing it's pretty stupid __________________ Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega

06-01-2005, 07:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
phoenixflames Something That You're Not Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cold And All Alone Posts: 476	Here is one: (Driving in a car in the USA): "Wow, that semi-truck says England on it. How did they get it over here? Drive it?" (Later on after more thought): "Isan't there some road that you can drive from England to the US? I heard about it in school. Wasn't it the Golden Gate bridge?" There are so many stupid things I have seen and heard. I can't remember any more right now. I'll post them when they come back... __________________ ----------- I'm the lead singer and bass player for the band The Ascent (And Decline) Of Terrion. Yay for me... We're from Ohio. Yay for us... www.theascentofterrion.com Be our friend on MySpace

02-21-2005, 07:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Anarchy doll punk rock mommy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my mind Posts: 662	2 things..."wow, your name? So you were named after Eminem's daughter right?" and also...."what do you think a blind person dreams of?"

02-22-2005, 07:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 652	like last week we were talking about Treasure Island (because we are reading it in English class) and we were talking about how the main character Jim wrote the story or whatever. and i asked the teacher why Stevenson was the author when Jim wrote the book, my friends laughed at me. although it was a rather stupid question.

02-25-2005, 11:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,059	Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed