Stupidity (Eminem, quote, song, teacher)

jesus · 02-19-2005, 09:24 PM

haha, that nevada thing is great

once I told someone that every time they lied seven minutes were taken off the end of their life, and they believed me.
Person: yeah I know but i'm not lying!

This was the same person who asked me who hitler was. they're really dumb.

xEmochicKx · 02-19-2005, 09:28 PM

Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept *** people"
And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept ***s..but what about the lesbians??"

jibber · 02-19-2005, 09:39 PM

haha, these are great. At this party I was at last year, my friend (who is deathly allergic to milk) was talking to a girl. He managed to convince her that if he poured milk on his knee, that his kneecap would dissolve. We were sitting there watching him tell her that that's why he has knee problems, and even when we were all doubled over laughing she didn't catch on.

Yellow Card · 02-20-2005, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

Even when someone threw a shoe at her face she didnt catch on.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blackTshirt · 02-20-2005, 02:14 AM

well one of the stupidest things i've ever heard was on this forum...i can't remember who said it but i think it was pretty much like "wasn't the Bible written by God?" (and i don't think he/she meant like written by God with the help of man's hand)
and another thing, it was in my class (God, it's really like we're all in the same class and never noticed) "what does <pro-> mean" ( as you might know, it means the opposite of "anti-") and the <15-year-old girl who's in the literature class and should know the meaning of "pro" since we were in our latin class> said : "contra"

i am not emo · 02-20-2005, 07:23 AM

we were watching a video in science about space, and the girl next to me turns and says, 'wow, is that a real black hole?'. then a picture of einstein comes up and she says, 'that guy's really old, isn't he the one that invented the E squared thingy?'... i mean what do you say to that?

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-20-2005, 09:46 AM

Ha wow this is fun.. I got another one.

"I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"- a 16 year old girl by the way.

Soundgardener · 02-20-2005, 10:37 AM

one time in my history class some stupid chick asked my teacher who the vice president is...

and then another time the same girl says "How come we dont just print off tons of money and give it to the tsunami people."

... last year in health some girl asked my health teacher "How do turtles have sex?"

Soundgardener · 02-20-2005, 10:46 AM

this has to be the most hilarious and pathetic comment I've ever heard...
In History in 7th grade we were watching this video on Neanderthals, and this stupid girl asks "How did they find this video" or something like that and then my teacher goes "They didn't tape this there wasn't cameras back then" and then she had like this dumbfounded look on her face and goes "oh"

Tommyrocker · 02-20-2005, 10:57 AM

Whats the holocaust? - a SIXTEEN year old.

(Only english tv-watcher will understand this) Some new guy at school called Nigel asked if Elvis made and owned Kingsmill bread!!!!!!!!!!

Mum: the fishman came earlier
Me and bro: what does he sell? (keeping straight faces, just)
mum: oh....fish.
Me and bro: *dont stop laughing till mutha leaves the room*

02-19-2005, 09:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	haha, these are great. At this party I was at last year, my friend (who is deathly allergic to milk) was talking to a girl. He managed to convince her that if he poured milk on his knee, that his kneecap would dissolve. We were sitting there watching him tell her that that's why he has knee problems, and even when we were all doubled over laughing she didn't catch on. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-20-2005, 02:14 AM	#25 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	well one of the stupidest things i've ever heard was on this forum...i can't remember who said it but i think it was pretty much like "wasn't the Bible written by God?" (and i don't think he/she meant like written by God with the help of man's hand) and another thing, it was in my class (God, it's really like we're all in the same class and never noticed) "what does <pro-> mean" ( as you might know, it means the opposite of "anti-") and the <15-year-old girl who's in the literature class and should know the meaning of "pro" since we were in our latin class> said : "contra" __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

02-20-2005, 07:23 AM	#26 (permalink)
i am not emo Doom! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Birmingham Posts: 89	we were watching a video in science about space, and the girl next to me turns and says, 'wow, is that a real black hole?'. then a picture of einstein comes up and she says, 'that guy's really old, isn't he the one that invented the E squared thingy?'... i mean what do you say to that? __________________ If you be my star I'll be your sky, you can hide underneath me & come out at night when I turn jet black & you show off your light, I live to let you shine But you can sky rocket away from me, and never come back if you find another galaxy far from here, with more room to fly, just leave me your stardust to remember you by.

02-20-2005, 09:46 AM	#27 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Ha wow this is fun.. I got another one. "I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"- a 16 year old girl by the way. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

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02-19-2005, 09:28 PM	#22 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept * people" And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept *s..but what about the lesbians??"