Stupidity (lyrics, beatles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Russian)

FaSho · 07-10-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hart214

But I guess every class has one idiot!

aint that the truth

idancetothevu · 07-10-2008, 09:30 PM

this girl took out a pomegranate in class andstarted to eat it and all
another girl asked
"is that corn?"

i shook my head...i wasnt sure if i wanted to laugh or maybe even cry...

SlayeReyalS · 07-11-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by idancetothevu

this girl took out a pomegranate in class andstarted to eat it and all
another girl asked
"is that corn?"

i shook my head...i wasnt sure if i wanted to laugh or maybe even cry...

i'd cry. that's actually really depressing. it would make sense if she named some weird exotic fruit that not many people know about but she heard or read somewhere before, but CORN?!?! does she just eat McDonalds everyday of her life or some ****?

Double X · 07-11-2008, 04:59 PM

We have one girl in our class who is simply dumb.

- She thought Michael Jordan was dead, and when we told her otherwise she said 'he looks like the type of person who has died'

-thought ox's were a breed between mules and cows

-had a conversation with another class mate

the girl:how did they rescue the survivors? (about the Alamo)
other (joking around): they flew in to get them in helicopters
the girl (not realizing it's in the mexican war) : You idiot, they would have been shot at by the spanish
other : (shakes head and other people around us laugh)

she did run out of the class in anger though - so it wasn't too funny.

SlayeReyalS · 07-26-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Double X

- She thought Michael Jordan was dead, and when we told her otherwise she said 'he looks like the type of person who has died'

well that's just hilarious right there.

WolfAtTheDoor · 07-27-2008, 06:28 PM

'whose nelson mandela? is he in a band?'

via my girlfriend.

sweet_nothing · 07-27-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

'whose nelson mandela? is he in a band?'

via my girlfriend.

Dude The Nelson Mandela Experience is my fav band

WWWP · 07-27-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing

Dude The Nelson Mandela Experience is my fav band

Nah, his lyrics are kinda cheesy.

sleepy jack · 07-27-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

'whose nelson mandela? is he in a band?'

via my girlfriend.

She's a keeper.

Kevorkian Logic · 07-27-2008, 07:39 PM

"Napoleon was Russian right?"

I was instantly unattracted to him.

07-10-2008, 09:30 PM	#132 (permalink)
idancetothevu Groupie Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Chicago. Posts: 11	this girl took out a pomegranate in class andstarted to eat it and all another girl asked "is that corn?" i shook my head...i wasnt sure if i wanted to laugh or maybe even cry... __________________ eviscerate your fragile frame, and spill it out in the ragged floor, a thousand different versions of yourself

07-27-2008, 07:39 PM	#140 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	"Napoleon was Russian right?" I was instantly unattracted to him. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

07-11-2008, 04:59 PM	#134 (permalink)
Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	We have one girl in our class who is simply dumb. - She thought Michael Jordan was dead, and when we told her otherwise she said 'he looks like the type of person who has died' -thought ox's were a breed between mules and cows -had a conversation with another class mate the girl:how did they rescue the survivors? (about the Alamo) other (joking around): they flew in to get them in helicopters the girl (not realizing it's in the mexican war) : You idiot, they would have been shot at by the spanish other : (shakes head and other people around us laugh) she did run out of the class in anger though - so it wasn't too funny.

07-27-2008, 06:28 PM	#136 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	'whose nelson mandela? is he in a band?' via my girlfriend.