MB: An Empire in Turmoil

storymilo · 03-24-2010, 06:17 PM

oh goddamnit.

Whatever write me in anyways.

edit: please. and I'll take a purple lifesaver as well, since Gollum probably isn't allowed lightsabers.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-24-2010, 09:12 PM

Main Characters

Name: dreadnaught
Position: OPL Founder
Age: 46
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: Fat Romance
Last Appearance: Deus Ex Machina... and a Coke.

A founding member of the Order of the Purple Lightsaber (a corporation that manufactures kitchen utensils), dreadnaught was wealthy and indifferent to the political affairs around her. This changed when fellow OPL Founder jackhammer was found murdered in his bathtub, a half stick of salami still in his mouth.

dreadnaught lead the investigation into his death, revealing a web of lies and political entanglements. With the help of Senior Detective storymilo, she discovered that the OPL Corp had been diverting funds into rebel charaties - crimes punishable by Flognai (an ancient MB torture technique in which the victim is locked in a cell with a stereo and a BrokenCyde record). She was assasinated upon confronting her fellow OPL Founders with this information.

It was later revealed that storymilo had orchestrated the entire event, and that he was in actuallity her bastard sons standing on each other's shoulders.

Supporting Characters

Name: anticipation
Position: Powder Boy
Age: 9
Status: Alive
First Appearance: Sick of Noobs

anticipation is the powder boy to the MB counsil, which means he routinely smuggles coke out of The Recreational Drug thread to feed lucifer_sam's increasingly nasty cocain habbit. He acts as a double agent for Conan, who bribes him with "candy treats" for information.

Background Cast

Name: DiSTANToblivion
Position: Mountain Man/Hermit
Age: 187
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: The Wise Old Man
Last Appearance: ...turned out to be a complete ass hole.

An old man who interrupted royal couriers with promises of "tricks and magic". Upon taking the old man up on his offer, he would show them his penis.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-24-2010, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

@ Conan: If Storymilo is going to be Smiegel then I'm Gandalf the Grey.

For copyright reasons we had to change your character to Gandalf the Gay... your agent said you wouldn't mind.

DiSTANToblivion · 03-24-2010, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan

Background Cast

Name: DiSTANToblivion
Position: Mountain Man/Hermit
Age: 187
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: The Wise Old Man
Last Appearance: ...turned out to be a complete ass hole.

An old man who interrupted royal couriers with promises of "tricks and magic". Upon taking the old man up on his offer, he would show them his penis.

...awesome

Arya Stark · 03-24-2010, 11:01 PM

Where is miiiiiiiiine?
<3

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-24-2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Where is miiiiiiiiine?
<3

I'll have Darlton get right on it!

Arya Stark · 03-25-2010, 06:50 AM

Fankyou.

gunnels · 03-25-2010, 06:55 PM

I want in on this.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-26-2010, 07:51 PM

Is it episode ten yet!! /pants

~~James~~ · 04-12-2010, 06:29 PM

Update this it's friggin hilarious.

03-26-2010, 07:51 PM	#99 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Is it episode ten yet!! /pants __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-24-2010, 06:17 PM	#91 (permalink)
storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	oh goddamnit. Whatever write me in anyways. edit: please. and I'll take a purple lifesaver as well, since Gollum probably isn't allowed lightsabers.

03-24-2010, 09:12 PM	#92 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Main Characters Name: dreadnaught Position: OPL Founder Age: 46 Status: Deceased First Appearance: Fat Romance Last Appearance: Deus Ex Machina... and a Coke. A founding member of the Order of the Purple Lightsaber (a corporation that manufactures kitchen utensils), dreadnaught was wealthy and indifferent to the political affairs around her. This changed when fellow OPL Founder jackhammer was found murdered in his bathtub, a half stick of salami still in his mouth. dreadnaught lead the investigation into his death, revealing a web of lies and political entanglements. With the help of Senior Detective storymilo, she discovered that the OPL Corp had been diverting funds into rebel charaties - crimes punishable by Flognai (an ancient MB torture technique in which the victim is locked in a cell with a stereo and a BrokenCyde record). She was assasinated upon confronting her fellow OPL Founders with this information. It was later revealed that storymilo had orchestrated the entire event, and that he was in actuallity her bastard sons standing on each other's shoulders. Supporting Characters Name: anticipation Position: Powder Boy Age: 9 Status: Alive First Appearance: Sick of Noobs anticipation is the powder boy to the MB counsil, which means he routinely smuggles coke out of The Recreational Drug thread to feed lucifer_sam's increasingly nasty cocain habbit. He acts as a double agent for Conan, who bribes him with "candy treats" for information. Background Cast Name: DiSTANToblivion Position: Mountain Man/Hermit Age: 187 Status: Deceased First Appearance: The Wise Old Man Last Appearance: ...turned out to be a complete ass hole. An old man who interrupted royal couriers with promises of "tricks and magic". Upon taking the old man up on his offer, he would show them his penis.

04-12-2010, 06:29 PM	#100 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Update this it's friggin hilarious.