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Old 03-22-2010, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Beats the price of hookers, eh boys?

This is the book that scared me out of masturbating.


Purity book. Read it when I was 13. Filled with horror stories.
Girl flicks the bean during her college years and gets married to honorable beau. Beau sucks at fucking. Girl suffers, guy gets mad, marriage becomes unhappy, I have prevailing issues.

Seriously, here's a passage.

The one I was talking about is on page 48:
ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That book and the passages you shared make me feel, once again, so glad that I am a happily masturbating atheist, relieved of such warped, patriarchal authority and puritanical fears of pleasure!

I'm sad to hear new generations of girls are being encouraged to feel shame about their bodies and masturbation, which is a healthy way to enjoy and learn about your own body.

I read the excerpt, Tumor, and below is a quote, which sounds to me almost like kinky information on how to lust for God's hand to be the one to be touching a girl, fillfilling her desires according to HIS plan, allowing HIM to prove HIMSELF. I wonder if boys are being given similar religious advice to put their penis in God's hands?

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from "Every Young Woman's Battle": Place your sexual desires back into God's hands rather than taking matters into your own. God gave you those desires in the first place, and He longs to help you control them until they can be fulfilled according to His plan. Once you allow Him to prove Himself in this area, you will understand that self-gratification isn't true satisfaction at all. If you want your body, heart, mind and spirit to remain pure, strive for God-gratification instead of self-gratification.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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...happily masturbating atheist...
^Somebody needs to make tee shirts with this phrase on them.
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Old 03-22-2010, 05:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^Somebody needs to make tee shirts with this phrase on them.
Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong bikini underwear, if you're interested!

http://www.cafepress.com/affable_atheist.174999045

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong."
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Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong, if you're interested!

Happy Atheist Classic Thong > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong - and be happy to be free of make-believe sky-tyrants."
Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
Oh, I don't know. Whenever I see "happy atheist" I just kind of add "masturbating" at the end of it in my mind.

Just like when you read a fortune cookie and automatically add "in bed" at the end of the saying. It makes good fortunes all that much better!
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