The Girly Thread
 

I have wanted to start this thread FOREVER to seek advice from the brilliant ladies of MB, but hesitated. Well, now I have 500 posts. Suck on it.

This is a thread to bitch about boyfriends who are probably ***, lipgloss that definitely isn't glossy enough, and that bitch at the club that totally puked up her (no less then 3, no more then 2) low-cal pink martinis on your new Docs. WORSHIP THE MIGHTY CLIT!
Guys are welcome, but please keep the conversation free of Y chromosomes.

To start off, my mom told me she wished I would "dress better". I guess she means more expensive, i.e. stop wearing stuff from Goodwill. Where do you guys buy your clothes? Links, please.

First male thread-ruiner signing in.

Why'd you need 500 posts?

Figure if I posted this as a n00b, it'd get flamed/flagged.
Also was sorta waiting for Savannah/Vanilla to think of it first.


If it gets flagged/flamed anyway, I'll just seek advice by PM or whatever.

I used to wear T-Shirts and jeans everyday. And fishnets on my arms and the same few hoodies. xD
I shop at Old Navy. I don't do expensive.
They have some cute shit there.

Wet Seal and Charlotte Russe are where I buy my **** at

Macy's
PacSun
Hot Topic
Hollister
Forever 21
Tillys
American Eagle

note to self: go to mall and get less boring problems.

Man, the price of tampons these days...

Seriously!

Beats the price of hookers, eh boys?

This is the book that scared me out of masturbating.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2eksr5u.jpg

Purity book. Read it when I was 13. Filled with horror stories.
Girl flicks the bean during her college years and gets married to honorable beau. Beau sucks at fucking. Girl suffers, guy gets mad, marriage becomes unhappy, I have prevailing issues.

Seriously, here's a passage.

The one I was talking about is on page 48:

What's the point of getting more expensive clothes if you can get them for less and in fairly good condition used?

As a vegan, I don't much care for hunting for anything, including clothes, but occasionally will go...and my favorite hunting grounds are Goodwill. I like clothes with a history. Plus, the clothes are cheap and sometimes you even find some new ones with the tags still on them.

Recommendation: wash all the Goodwill clothes in hot water to kill off lice before wearing them!!

I go to Boutique "Tarjay" (Target) to purchase my 100% cotton socks and underwear new and fresh. As for outerwear at Target, I usually wait for the sales until you are looking at racks of really weird clothes no one else wanted, each item marked down to around 1/4th of the original cost. I can rarely bring myself to pay full price for clothes.

**** purity.
I will pleasure myself as much as I so choose.
...

ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That book and the passages you shared make me feel, once again, so glad that I am a happily masturbating atheist, relieved of such warped, patriarchal authority and puritanical fears of pleasure!

I'm sad to hear new generations of girls are being encouraged to feel shame about their bodies and masturbation, which is a healthy way to enjoy and learn about your own body.

I read the excerpt, Tumor, and below is a quote, which sounds to me almost like kinky information on how to lust for God's hand to be the one to be touching a girl, fillfilling her desires according to HIS plan, allowing HIM to prove HIMSELF. I wonder if boys are being given similar religious advice to put their penis in God's hands?

^Somebody needs to make tee shirts with this phrase on them.

... go on.

sexthread?

Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS: :)

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong bikini underwear, if you're interested!

http://www.cafepress.com/affable_atheist.174999045

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong."

Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.

Oh, I don't know. Whenever I see "happy atheist" I just kind of add "masturbating" at the end of it in my mind.

Just like when you read a fortune cookie and automatically add "in bed" at the end of the saying. It makes good fortunes all that much better! ;)

ur goodiez......I WANT DEM!!!!!!

Totally Sharpie-ing "Happily Masterbating Athiest" on my panties.

Also:

http://i44.tinypic.com/28t7xg9.jpg

I love the cover.

^Note hand in pocket.

Not looking it up, cuz I know Vegan will (love you) but they like, think if you're pure enough of mind, you'll have wet dreams where you don't dream about fucking....

:laughing:

This is hilarious. I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather control my sex life "in passionate lust like the hethen" rather than "in a way that is holy and honorable."

so............... penises?

"What would you do with a million dollars?"
- "Two chicks at the same time."

Why stop at two?

Womens rights.

I am the master of the Clit, Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see Clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the Clit like me. Not this little fuck

None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all *****.

wtf I dont want to see your face instead of a clit. Nothing personal.

I knew this thread was doomed from the moment it appeared...

Psshh....
Women's thread rights...

Men of MB, let's leave this thread alone.


/unsubscribed

/Committed suicide

/lurking the girly thread.

Damn it man!

I'm going to start talking about my menstrual cycle if y'all motha****a's dont get the **** out

...go on.

Ah man, I'm just about to start bleeding again. I just got put back on birth control so it's not that bad. I had to get my gynecological exam done so I could get it again. That **** is so awkward, the first time I had one I'd eaten burritos before the appointment, so my legs are all up in the m stirrups and I'm trying to hold in a ****ing fart. I must have the power of God in my ass muscles. This time it wasn't so bad cause right before she starts putting the speculum inside me the Beatles are playing over the sound speaker, and continue playing throughout my whole appointment. Sign from God I tell ya

...go on.




EDIT: Wait... no... never mind i'm... yeeeeaaah...oh...oh.. aaaannnd... i'm good.