You sensed the bitter undertone too huh?

maybe just a hint of bitter

Every other male in the world aside from musicians is celibate. Noted.

I never understood that thing musicians do, giving their penises to women...

I put a red bow on mine. But apparently it doesn't qualify as a "proper present."

Bloody typical, that.

I think it's mainly the confidence that comes with being a musician that women find attractive. Also, they are talented at something :)

how do you get bitter out of something great like sex?

I'm just saying women know musicians will do them, ubnless they aren't niot women

I think men also find talented female musicians very attractive. I think successful artists and writers also have a similar sexual mystique.

A better question is why do musicians always get romantically involved with vapid, self-absorbed, anorexic runway models who have borderline moron I.Q.s and are the intellectual equal of a potted house plant? It makes me wonder if most musicians are in it for the money and the trophy girlfriends.