clearly, if I could bust it in my own mouth, I wouldn't have time to practice being a musician

but because I can't, I have to be responsible about music

this causes me to be irresponsible in other areas

I like to bust it

naturally I will bust it in a girl's mouth if she suspects I am a musician

with some pictures, that could be a whole chapter!

I need to get some chapters in to make this book longer

here's a whole chapter:


careful if you bust it in your hand

http://www.mendotahillscampground.co...Tad%20Pole.JPG

do not itch your face after you bust it in your hand!!


http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PSK...1574R-0129.jpg

Do not! bust it right in your pants if you plan to be in a ship accident


http://www.ussplymouthrock.com/Wagner8.jpg

If you like to bust it all over your own face, wear goggles:

http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/...er-2-19-09.jpg

Do not bust it in a woman's mouth if she lets bugs crawl on her face or has sores, even if she likes musicians:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS...~IS826-004.jpg

This woman LOVES musicians. Bust it in her mouth:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/BLD...60811_0593.jpg

But make sure you put your keys in a safe place first:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/BLD...521_027035.jpg

because she may steal your car, even if she loves musicians

please stretch before busting it in a music lovers mouth, or you may pull something:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/WTD...WESTF00323.jpg

be patient with music lovers, they may be bashful at first:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX..._~bxp26174.jpg

but soon enough their inner music lover will come out:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PLD..._~px257039.jpg

Responsibility will be trumped by love of music:

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CRT...8502-004im.jpg

And then, sure enough, music will throw responsibility out the window, and you will bust it in her mouth:

http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...na-3106254.jpg

I am so confused.

remember, irresponsibility is a 2 way street, after you bust it in her mouth. plan to be ready:

http://www.terraformthemoon.com/blog/images/towel.jpg

irresponsibility can only last so long. get back to practice!

http://dailytrojan.com/wp-content/up...ryawan-web.jpg

so you can enjoy future irresponsibility

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Ra...mouth_open.jpg


maybe I could go on a book tour. anyone want to be my assistant?

thats why I wrote this book for you

Get a blog

I can tell you are a music lover

;)

or this

that should just fuel your fire and make you work harder

success is the best revenge!

Not mailing her a box of feces?

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...ker97/dave.jpg

it's just truth.

It's funny, I'm a girl and find nothing attractive about most musicians I like. I just like the music.....Most rock stars are really skinny anyway.:hphones:

Have I got the band for you....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...68887288_l.jpg

Is that Tad?? I said ''most'' but you got me laughing anyway, ha.

Tad????

Piss off, this band is a million times better than that loser.

The guy on the far right is a little bit on the chubby side, but compared to the rest of them he looks really thin.

It's Poison Idea right?

I thought that was Biscuit