Why Are Women So Attracted To Musicians?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-01-2010, 04:06 PM

He can do her mother if he wants to do that.

Or her Dad

TheCunningStunt · 06-01-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

He can do her mother if he wants to do that.

Or her Dad

Fuck it, may as well do the dog while he's at it.

MAStudent · 06-13-2010, 01:14 AM

Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion.

Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason.

A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him.

Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously.

I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math.

I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MAStudent

Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion.

Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason.

A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him.

Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously.

I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math.

I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

Sexism ftw!

I've dated several musicians. I do not date them because they are "sought after" and I don't view dating as some kind of Olympic game. I date them because my greatest passion in life is the arts, so naturally I want to date someone who is like minded. I guess I don't fall in your 80% because my reason is purely logical, eh? I wouldn't just **** a dude cause he can play a guitar, big whoop, so can I. Sure, maybe some girls are in for a groupie ****, but don't generalise, it's tacky.

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Sexism ftw!

I rate sexism.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-12-2010, 04:51 AM

All the drummers I've met are really ****ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and ****, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van

no thanks dude

TheCunningStunt · 06-12-2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

All the drummers I've met are really ****ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and ****, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van

no thanks dude

In his van?! Was he a paedophile?

Tea Supremacist · 06-12-2010, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

All the drummers I've met are really ****ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and ****, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van

no thanks dude

Did he promise that he had puppies or sweeties in his van?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-12-2010, 10:14 AM

hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy

Freebase Dali · 06-12-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy

No champagne in the shaggin' wagon.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	He can do her mother if he wants to do that. Or her Dad __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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MAStudent Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Eureka, CA Posts: 87	Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion. Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason. A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him. Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously. I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math. I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	All the drummers I've met are really **ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and **, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van no thanks dude

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy