Why Are Women So Attracted To Musicians?

Tea Supremacist · 06-12-2010, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

All the drummers I've met are really ****ing weird, I had a weird experience with one where he'd follow me around at shows and ****, then tell me he was gonna pick me in his van

no thanks dude

Did he promise that he had puppies or sweeties in his van?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-12-2010, 10:14 AM

hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy

Freebase Dali · 06-12-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

hahah, no, but he wanted to drink with me in it, which was really ****ing creepy

No champagne in the shaggin' wagon.

TheCunningStunt · 06-12-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

No champagne in the shaggin' wagon.

I think it's called the muffmobile

MAStudent · 06-13-2010, 01:14 AM

Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion.

Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason.

A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him.

Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously.

I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math.

I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-13-2010, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

You can borrow it, next time you see someone unattractive, call them a mingah.

Thank you, I might even aid my insult with this;

In addition, I found an excellent Minger rating website:

Mingers | Facially Inept | Ugly People

I am set.

P A N · 06-13-2010, 08:32 AM

women are so attracted to musicians cuz we're f*ckin awesome.

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Thank you, I might even aid my insult with this;

In addition, I found an excellent Minger rating website:

Mingers | Facially Inept | Ugly People

I am set.

New favourite website.

That's my night sorted out right there.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-13-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MAStudent

Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion.

Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason.

A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him.

Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously.

I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math.

I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

Sexism ftw!

I've dated several musicians. I do not date them because they are "sought after" and I don't view dating as some kind of Olympic game. I date them because my greatest passion in life is the arts, so naturally I want to date someone who is like minded. I guess I don't fall in your 80% because my reason is purely logical, eh? I wouldn't just **** a dude cause he can play a guitar, big whoop, so can I. Sure, maybe some girls are in for a groupie ****, but don't generalise, it's tacky.

TheCunningStunt · 06-13-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Sexism ftw!

I rate sexism.

06-12-2010, 10:14 AM	#62 (permalink)
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MAStudent Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Eureka, CA Posts: 87	Because 80% of women are irrational. They base unimportant details on logic and important details on emotion. Many women want a guy because...a lot of other girls want him. What a stupid reason. A musician is a guy up in front that everyone is looking at. Therefore a lot of girls seem interested. Therfore they want ot compete over who can get him. Good for guys, terrible for guys that take groupies seriously. I don't know why your girl left you for someone else, but musicians make people feel good, so there is interest. The rest is math. I had a girl after me at the last show that I had no business talking to. At the gorcery store she would have turned up her nose. Because I'm a musician, she made sure she was the last person n the room end of the night. I told her my girlfriend was in the hospital with a lung infection. She got mad. Oh well.

06-13-2010, 08:32 AM	#67 (permalink)
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