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Old 10-12-2008, 01:20 AM   #91 (permalink)
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very VERY interesting topic. my kinda stuff. lets see. im sure its possible to kick any animal to death. it all depends on whos doing the kicking and how. like if someone with really strong legs repeatedly stomps a whale in the blow hole. im sure he could cause some fatal damage. same goes for a dinosaur. like those ones with long ass necks. hell, I could take one of those out! apply enough force in the right spot...SNAP! ...HIS NECKS BROKE. cool topic man. keep it up
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:14 PM   #92 (permalink)
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an Ostrich.
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Old 06-09-2010, 01:37 AM   #93 (permalink)
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^Ostriches are deadly mofos.
If I were in the pursuit of a rabid Capybara, I'd be prepared to engage in mortal combat.
Maybe a wolverine if I had my steel toe boots on.
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Old 06-09-2010, 01:41 AM   #94 (permalink)
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I'm a wimp... so maybe like a ferret. Stomp it once and it's done.
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Old 06-10-2010, 01:37 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I'm going with a sheep. they are so stupid, you would be half way there before they realized it
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Old 06-10-2010, 04:58 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2010, 05:01 AM   #97 (permalink)
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A whale. But it would be really time-consuming.
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Old 06-10-2010, 05:50 AM   #98 (permalink)
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A whale. But it would be really time-consuming.
Tickle the animal to death is faster.
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:52 AM   #99 (permalink)
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I feel confident that I could kick a cow to death.
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^Ostriches are deadly mofos.
If I were in the pursuit of a rabid Capybara, I'd be prepared to engage in mortal combat.
Maybe a wolverine if I had my steel toe boots on.
Reminded me of this:



Just The Facts

  1. Average height: five- to six-feet.
  2. It has no fear of death.
  3. Is not an ossuary. Dumbass.

How It Can Kill You

The cassowary has the ability to run at speeds of up to 50 kilometers per hour, shredding through branches, sharp leaves and the elderly with its bitchin helmet (called a casque). Think you can get away? Guess again--it will run you the **** down. On top of that, it can jump up to a meter in the air; or, high enough to kick a grown man right in the tits. The cassowary is an accomplished swimmer, excelling at both the breast and butterfly stroke. Once within range it will attempt to gore you with its hideous velociraptor talons, or touch you with its hilarious chin-balls. Biologists have failed to confront or acknowledge the cassowary's ability to transmogrify into the thing you fear most (which somehow looks exactly like a cassowary). Who are you going to believe, some ****ing scientist?

How You Can Kill It

So you've angered a cassowary:
  1. Go closer.
  2. Threaten the bird, either verbally or by making obscene gestures
  3. Continue to approach
  4. The bird runs at you suddenly. Let it.
  5. The bird's claws inflict a horrible wound in your stomach
  6. Die

Failing this, attempt to:
  • Wave a stick at it
  • Feed it a drama student, or small child
  • Kick it in the penis


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