what the largest animal you could kick to death?

TheCunningStunt · 06-14-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Make comments about things you know absolutely nothing about? Really?

I apologise for me not being as knowledgeable as you in the subject of cow tipping. I can't say I'm too fussed that I don't know a lot about cow tipping.

TheCunningStunt · 06-14-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

What are you saying "no" to here?

No, it doesn't mean the moon landing was a hoax.

Freebase Dali · 06-14-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I apologise for me not being as knowledgeable as you in the subject of cow tipping. I can't say I'm too fussed that I don't know a lot about cow tipping.

Deflecting isn't going to help you.
The highlight of the matter is your tendency to do what you just did, and has absolutely nothing to do with the tipping of cows.

But carry on anyway.
It's hilarious.

TheCunningStunt · 06-14-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Deflecting isn't going to help you.
The highlight of the matter is your tendency to do what you just did, and has absolutely nothing to do with the tipping of cows.

But carry on anyway.
It's hilarious.

Post a nonsensical Wiki page without reading it? That's hilarious to you? You're easily amused.

**Janszoon** · 06-14-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

No, it doesn't mean the moon landing was a hoax.

Right. Just because there's a Wikipedia page about it doesn't mean it's true that the moon landing was a hoax. Similarly, the existence of Wikipedia page on the topic doesn't make cow tipping true either. Get it?

Freebase Dali · 06-14-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Post a nonsensical Wiki page without reading it? That's hilarious to you? You're easily amused.

There you go again.
It's like watching a bird fly into a clear glass window repeatedly. You want to help, but it's just too much of a moment to spoil.

TheCunningStunt · 06-14-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Right. Just because there's a Wikipedia page about it doesn't mean it's true that the moon landing was a hoax. Similarly, the existence of Wikipedia page on the topic doesn't make cow tipping true either. Get it?

We've already cleared up that cow tipping is a myth... I was just shocked it had its own Wiki page.

Back to the topic at hand, the fact cow tipping doesn't exist means I'm going to have to rethink about the biggest animal I could kick to death. I don't think I could take down a cow. Maybe a pig?

Thrice · 06-14-2010, 05:40 PM

I've gone cow tipping, only to find them all sleeping laying down, every single time. I also have a horticulture like experiment going on in a cow field and walk by them twice a day. The cows in the first field are pretty mellow, and can be approached very slowly, and even pet on the head. You cannot get anywhere other than directly in front of them, or they will take off. The cows in the back field are much more nervous, as it is a much larger area and we do not see each other too often. When we do meet, it is a very tense moment for the both of us, as at least three of them have some wicked horns. If you get within ten yards, they take off. Hope that can solidify some statements, and/or clear anything up.

FETCHER. · 06-14-2010, 05:53 PM

^that reminds me. My aunt has a farm, and has pet cows that will happily greet you and try to lick your hand, like a dog!

**Janszoon** · 06-14-2010, 05:54 PM

Hopefully they don't jump up on the bed like a dog.

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