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10-12-2008, 01:20 AM | #91 (permalink) |
Groupie
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very VERY interesting topic. my kinda stuff. lets see. im sure its possible to kick any animal to death. it all depends on whos doing the kicking and how. like if someone with really strong legs repeatedly stomps a whale in the blow hole. im sure he could cause some fatal damage. same goes for a dinosaur. like those ones with long ass necks. hell, I could take one of those out! apply enough force in the right spot...SNAP! ...HIS NECKS BROKE. cool topic man. keep it up
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06-09-2010, 01:37 AM | #93 (permalink) | |
gun whales
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^Ostriches are deadly mofos.
If I were in the pursuit of a rabid Capybara, I'd be prepared to engage in mortal combat. Maybe a wolverine if I had my steel toe boots on.
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06-10-2010, 09:13 AM | #100 (permalink) | |
Partying on the inside
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How It Can Kill You The cassowary has the ability to run at speeds of up to 50 kilometers per hour, shredding through branches, sharp leaves and the elderly with its bitchin helmet (called a casque). Think you can get away? Guess again--it will run you the **** down. On top of that, it can jump up to a meter in the air; or, high enough to kick a grown man right in the tits. The cassowary is an accomplished swimmer, excelling at both the breast and butterfly stroke. Once within range it will attempt to gore you with its hideous velociraptor talons, or touch you with its hilarious chin-balls. Biologists have failed to confront or acknowledge the cassowary's ability to transmogrify into the thing you fear most (which somehow looks exactly like a cassowary). Who are you going to believe, some ****ing scientist? How You Can Kill It So you've angered a cassowary:
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