You know what you have to do to prevent future tragedies right?

I was just checking for my birthday, July 25, and found this:


1360 - Jews are expelled from Breslau Silesia

1670 - Austrian Emperor Leopold I expels 4,000 Jews from Vienna

1835 - Ibrahim Pasha's army attacks Jewish settlers of Hebron Palestine

1938 - Jewish artisans not allowed in Germany


The implication is clear. I am Adolf Hitler reborn.

This is the worst thing I have ever done...

*Deep Breath* So I had been seeing this girl for a month or so and being a 19yr old prick I decided to speed up the Getting her into bed thing...(I still feel bad about this) so I told her I loved her and someday wanted to marry her. (It get's worse) The Next morning I left for College with a hastily written note breaking up with her.(Wait for it) A day later I then tried to hook up with her sister in a bar, needless to say it didn't work...however I knew her best friend liked me so I hook up with her, which ruined their friendship and again left in the morning without even a thank you.

That is the worst thing I have ever done by long long way.

If it makes you feel any better I kind of laughed when you said that you tried to hook up with her sister.

It did a little bit...I can't believe I was miffed when she told me to fornicate myself when I tried it on.

I like to play up the idea that I am complicated~ and ~high maintenance so dudes stay they **** away from me cause I end up being the one who carries them through their bull**** and it's tedious as heck.

Also I make an insane amount of dad jokes

Well my birthday is 9/11 though not 2001 but still.

How can you celebrate your birthday and be joyous when so many others are lamenting the tragic loss of thousands of lives? You cold, selfish, heartless bastard.









;) Only kiddin'.

Nobody here in Finland notices 9/11 anyway so it does not bother me that much. If I lived in The USA it could be different, though.

Well I've been an arsehole again