Music Banter - The Confessional Thread

Working in the service industry is basically being the lowest ******* on the totem pole. Everybody who wants to lord themselves over somebody else, be they rich or poor, gets to treat you pretty much however they want and you can't really do **** since you probably work for a multinational hellstore who only acknowledges your existence in a pie chart. So sometimes you do what ya gotta do to fight back against the people who return food to a McDonald's during the lunch rush just to get a free Big Mac. It's for your own sanity.

that really depends on the establishment. i have worked many service jobs where treating customers like **** was a virtually unpunishable offence. the more money you have to throw around the more **** you get away with. but you go in walmart acting like a **** without buying a tv or something and you're honestly fair game at that point.

GuD	06-20-2014 05:09 PM

I'm ****faced.

John Wilkes Booth

06-21-2014 05:32 AM

i recently discovered that all it really takes to shave my face is a woman's razor and some handsoap.

The Batlord

06-21-2014 07:30 PM

My wardrobe now consists primarily of novelty shirts from Wal-Mart. Please, form a line and wait your turn, ladies.

The Ascension

06-21-2014 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1462359)

i recently discovered that all it really takes to shave my face is a woman's razor and some handsoap.

Women's razors > men's razors

true story

Frownland

06-22-2014 06:21 PM

I've tested out every object in my house as a percussion instrument. Including my dogs.

Dr_Rez

06-23-2014 11:30 AM

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...OWd0M_460s.jpg

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1462108)

Or just get Rez's mom's number off the back of a men's room stall.

GuD	06-24-2014 10:01 PM

I masturbated at work once.

It was basically closing time I didn't make any food afterwards but yeah. That really happened. I got paid to jack off, bishes. WHATYOUDO, HUH? WHATYOUDO????

The Batlord

06-24-2014 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1463637)

I masturbated at work once.

It was basically closing time I didn't make any food afterwards but yeah. That really happened. I got paid to jack off, bishes. WHATYOUDO, HUH? WHATYOUDO????

Please, heifer. I used to take "bathroom breaks" all the time. Come back to me when you've whacked it in a public bathroom on the regular. Also, never go into public bathrooms, cause there are disgusting people like me who use them.

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