Music Banter - The Confessional Thread

Uh, dude, that's kind of stalkery. I mean really bad. Definitely yes on the seeking treatment tomorrow. I seriously had no idea **** was that bad with you. I hope for the best.

GuD	06-25-2014 12:03 PM

It's just delusions. I've had them since I was a kid and usually I have better control over them but once in a while I slip and they almost always coincide with some crazy mood swings. I don't actually mean these things when I get like that. There's medication but it make me feel really ****ing awful. Therapy in a couple hours, good times.

Plankton

06-25-2014 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1462912)

I've tested out every object in my house as a percussion instrument. Including my dogs.

I do this too... except with cats.

I work at (basically) a steel fabrication shop, and have been wanting to get a portable recording device in here for years, but haven't been able to find the motivation yet. I could have used some of the sounds for the "Hollow" contest. The percussive sound a good smack on an empty 40' container with a sledge hammer makes is very pleasing to my ears. Sometime soon though, I'll make this happen.

John Wilkes Booth

06-25-2014 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1463642)

Please, heifer. I used to take "bathroom breaks" all the time. Come back to me when you've whacked it in a public bathroom on the regular. Also, never go into public bathrooms, cause there are disgusting people like me who use them.

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

Plankton

06-25-2014 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1463752)

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

...and Plankton checks off public bathrooms on the "Never Go To" list.

The Batlord

06-25-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1463752)

some kid i used to work with at a grocery store used to brag about how he liked to wack off in the bathrooms and then *** on the toilet paper and then roll it back up as if it hadn't been used

Alright he wins.

Paul Smeenus

06-25-2014 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1463680)

It's dangerous to fap to images of people you can't actually put your hands on.

If that was true I'd have gone critical mass 40 years ago

The Batlord

06-25-2014 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1463810)

If that was true I'd have gone critical mass 40 years ago