The Confessional Thread

[GuD]

i'd die a happy person if i met a woman who was okay with me ****ing her like a man would but lookin like a woman would

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

i'd die a happy person if i met a woman who was okay with me ****ing her like a man would but lookin like a woman would

So... you want to dress up like a girl while you're having sex with a woman? Have I correctly translated your Drunkenese?

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

when i was a little kid, before i discovered masturbation, i used to strip down into my tighty whities and rub my junk on the carpet.

I know a female dog that does this, my friends flatmate owns her and whenever visitors come she drags her vagina along the carpet for a long time it's so weird and disgusting.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I've had a few women play smack my arm or something after helping them find something. I never really thought much of it, or considered it rude. Kinda strange now that I think about it, I generally enjoy being alone and don't go out of my way to meet people, you would think that kind of thing would annoy me.

I always touch people's arms when I appreciative of their help. Also if a friend or acquaintance is sad, concerned or upset I'll either touch their arm and say "I understand" or brush my hand down their lower back. It's never in a creepy way and no one has ever said it makes them feel uncomfortable.

[GuD]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

So... you want to dress up like a girl while you're having sex with a woman? Have I correctly translated your Drunkenese?

goes a quite a bit deeper than that but that's the jist of it, yeah.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

goes a quite a bit deeper than that but that's the jist of it, yeah.

I'll bet it does... heheheh.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I know a female dog that does this, my friends flatmate owns her and whenever visitors come she drags her vagina along the carpet for a long time it's so weird and disgusting.

when i was younger my cousin had this cute little pomeranian named ruddy that would always make love to this stuffed-animal sun that my cousin had. the sun had this massive smile on its face. ruddy and the sun could go at it for hours.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

when i was younger my cousin had this cute little pomeranian named ruddy that would always make love to this stuffed-animal sun that my cousin had. the sun had this massive smile on its face. ruddy and the sun could go at it for hours.

Omg that's hilarious! I am grossed out but laughing at the same time.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

when i was younger my cousin had this cute little pomeranian named ruddy that would always make love to this stuffed-animal sun that my cousin had. the sun had this massive smile on its face. ruddy and the sun could go at it for hours.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

i'd die a happy person if i met a woman who was okay with me ****ing her like a man would but lookin like a woman would

I speak from experience when I say that

1) we exist
2) we exist mainly in the glam rock fandom
3) chickly dudes are a mighty fine fuck (and ladies who like dudes that are also ladies are aware of this)

[Carpe Mortem]

Made a new facebook, vastly ashamed It's been about a year since I was on that site.

Hopefully won't get too sucked in this time. People I like, by all means message me your link, got some of my plug bros on there too. Because lord knows half my friends have **** taste in music.