The Confessional Thread

[YorkeDaddy]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Though come to think of it, sometimes I like a film if I can't pronounce the director's name.

sounds very frownland-ish

[John Wilkes Booth]

frownland you should learn to read mandarin so you can watch all your movies with chìnky subtitles

i guarantee this will add to your movie viewing experience

[The Batlord]

lol@"chinky"

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

lol@"chinky"

JWB just being JWB.

[simplephysics]

So, every once and awhile I like to look through the craigslist missed connection page for my area. I'll admit it's sometimes out of vanity, just in the 1/10000000 chance someone is out there desperately seeking me out, but mostly it's out of bordom, and hilarity.

Today I found this:

To the girl whose butthole I saw - m4w - 24 (Indy, Northside)

I was sitting in my car, on the North side of Indy doing important things like looking at my phone, and wondering if going to yoga class was worth the effort. You were in a car. Specifically, you were in the back seat of a car, which I assume you were the owner of. I was minding my own business when I noticed that your passenger side door was open and then I saw a flitter of movement.

I looked over and I immediately looked into the depths of your soul. I was able to see so far into your butthole, that I know what you had for breakfast this morning (it's weird that you eat poop for breakfast, btw.) Try as I might, I could not look away. You were hastily trying to put on your yoga pants, and I was busy oogling your goodies. Then it happened. Our eyes locked. You gave me a dirty look normally reserved for the type of person who has made it his goal to see your butthole. That being said, it was not my goal. To be clear, you had the door open. You saw me get in my car, and at no point did it occur to you that maybe, just maybe, you should cover your pooper.

That being said, I like the way you are built and I think we got off on the wrong butthole. Maybe we should meet up, talk this out like civilized adults, and see what happens?

I really hope they get together.

[Frownland]

It really sucks when you get off on the wrong butthole.

[simplephysics]

You should always put your best butthole forward.

[DwnWthVwls]

I knew you were gay..

[simplephysics]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I knew you were gay..

Bet ya'd like that, huh?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Bet ya'd like that, huh?

I think we'd all like it if you were happy.