The Confessional Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

The man doesn't like when I smoke pot... But sometimes I sneak into his bathroom for a toke when he conks out early and he has no idea.

He's very law abiding because he's terrified they gawna take his guns away. You know, all those cops that are sniffing around his private domicile for evidence of marijewanner.

Wait, your badass Viking boyfriend is scared of smoking pot? This makes me very sad.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

hopefully you are just paranoid. you seem like the paranoid type.

I'm so paranoid all the time, seriously. I should be medicated.

[Carpe Mortem]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Wait, your badass Viking boyfriend is scared of smoking pot? This makes me very sad.

He actually used to grow before I met him, guess something just flipped in him. Maybe he got nailed by the law. Idk. Won't tell me much and I'll just keep being a secretive stoner to keep him happy, because it is a pretty retarded thing to worry about.

[ladyislingering]

The lyrics of Sparks' "White Women" were obviously not meant to be taken seriously but they perfectly sum up my feelings of aesthetics. I prefer the persuasion of an anglo-saxon every time - that's just my personal preference in terms of what I find attractive. Other races are absolutely not ugly, I'm just not personally attracted to them on a superficial level.

As long as they're white,
as long as they're white,
as long as they're white from head to toe;
As long as they're white,
as long as they're white,
as long as they're white, I'll have a go

So terrible

(This is my assessment of men only, as women tend to be prettier across the board.)

[The Batlord]

As far as pure races are concerned, I definitely prefer white girls, but when the races mix, their children tend to blend the best features of both. It's why Hispanic girls are so hot. They have white, Moorish, Native American, and possibly more, all mixed up. Too bad racial mixing is the death of red hair though.

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's why Hispanic girls are so hot. They have white, Moorish, Native American, and possibly more, all mixed up.

When I first moved here one of my coworkers was a native from Columbia. Sizzling hot and equally as intimidating. Went out drinking with a crew one Friday night and ended up on the dance floor with her and she was so intense it scared me.

[Black Francis]

I like black girls, they're the best lays imo.

After them Asian girls
Then Brazillians and latinas
And lastly white girls.

[Cuthbert]

Asian women tbh. Pakistani/Indian/Bangladeshi. They are lovely.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

I like black girls, they're the best lays imo.

There's truth to this statement. I don't have a preference but I tend to go after white girls. I think it's just because of this being a Lutheran college.

[John Wilkes Booth]

i like variety.