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Old 08-24-2015, 03:40 PM   #3591 (permalink)
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I ain't had sex now in, I dunno, 10 years. Maybe more.
I'm working on about 2 years myself. My engine is just plain worn down.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:44 PM   #3592 (permalink)
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I imagine there might be different justifications for why you haven't had sex in x many years...
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Old 08-24-2015, 06:59 PM   #3593 (permalink)
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Indeed. I'm repulsive. Chula, I imagine, ain't.
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:38 PM   #3594 (permalink)
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I'm working on about 2 years myself. My engine is just plain worn down.
Aren't you married? If so have you tried married counselling? Like there are experts out there just on the sexual side of marriage.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:24 AM   #3595 (permalink)
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Aren't you married? If so have you tried married counselling? Like there are experts out there just on the sexual side of marriage.
We started ****ing each other 36 years ago and have made bunnies proud for most of that time. These days I have ED, BPH, and high blood pressure. I take 7 pills a day per prescription. She's going through mega-menopause and has her own regular health issues.

It just ain't high up on the priority ladder anymore. We're both also in our mid 50s and not quite as attractive as we once were - sex with the lights on would be scary as hell these days.

It's all good. When I jack off (per doctors orders - gotta milk the prostate) I'm always thinking about something me and her did together.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:26 AM   #3596 (permalink)
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I ain't had sex now in, I dunno, 10 years. Maybe more.
And here I was thinking you roam the world ****ing hippie chicks left and right.
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Old 08-25-2015, 10:39 AM   #3597 (permalink)
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We started ****ing each other 36 years ago and have made bunnies proud for most of that time. These days I have ED, BPH, and high blood pressure. I take 7 pills a day per prescription. She's going through mega-menopause and has her own regular health issues.

It just ain't high up on the priority ladder anymore. We're both also in our mid 50s and not quite as attractive as we once were - sex with the lights on would be scary as hell these days.

It's all good. When I jack off (per doctors orders - gotta milk the prostate) I'm always thinking about something me and her did together.
Note to self: commit suicide at age 45.
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:30 AM   #3598 (permalink)
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Note to self: remind Batlord's mom to milk my prostate.
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:03 PM   #3599 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:37 PM   #3600 (permalink)
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I can't stop listening to Black Metal.
What the **** is wrong with me? Am I reverting to a teenage stage?
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