The Confessional Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I feel like some areas of the eastern world aren't as racist as the western world but they do have prejudice and it's more related to religious beliefs.

What parts of the Eastern world? So far as I've ever heard, just about EVERY race on Earth has a history of considering themselves the chosen people of God/the gods. And I don't think it's down to religion. I think religion just becomes a way to codify pre-existing racist beliefs. Liking your people and not liking the OTHER people is just instinctual. If you don't think of the people not of your tribe as inferior and threatening then it would make it harder to compete with them for resources.

[TLP]

I poured some water into the fryer whilst it was still on (the thing went berserk) and I blamed the cat.

Feels good getting that off my chest after holding it in for so many years..

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by TLP

I poured some water into the fryer whilst it was still on (the thing went berserk) and I blamed the cat.

Feels good getting that off my chest after holding it in for so many years..

You said the cat poured water into the fryer?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You said the cat poured water into the fryer?

You clearly have no knowledge regarding cat alchemy.

[TLP]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You said the cat poured water into the fryer?

Haha, no, the fryer was by the sink so I said that cat got on the worktop and splashed some of the water in it.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

You clearly have no knowledge regarding cat alchemy.

That's absurd. Alchemy is bunk.

i confess to bein buff as buff bagwell and scott steiner combined


i confiess my real nae is big papa pump

i confess u can take rhis confession and turn it sideways and shove it up your candy ass


i confess you are a jabroni for readin this

I only like men for ornamental reasons otherwise they're really fucking boring and I've never known one to hold my interest for longer than a week

women are where it's at tbh but I have absolutely no interest in using women they way I do men

gay as fuck

[4gotmyPW]

I cheated on a drug test once, but I've been mostly clean ever since so it worked out.

Originally Posted by 4gotmyPW

I cheated on a drug test once, but I've been mostly clean ever since so it worked out.

You passed a drug test when you were dirty, I failed a drugs test when I was clean and knew I was clean and I'm still baffled. The only explanation is that the police must have just been on a wum or something. Still got the paperwork from it, tested positive for coke, referred to drugs councillors for 6 weeks.