The Confessional Thread

[Jarlaxle]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Sometimes they do. Seriously, though, if you're jacking it in a thrift store fitting room, you should probably re-evaluate your reasons for breathing.

My friend's wife asked him to take her coat while she was in a fitting room. When he reached in, she grabbed his hand, yanked him in, closed the door, and stopped him from objecting by kissing him. When they finished, the saleswoman had a huge smile on her face as she watched them leave.