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Old 10-01-2010, 12:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You don't *have* to clean them up! After a while, the ants will do it for you.


Maybe he's going for the world record for longest toenails, and so that's why he fights you to keep them, Sheep-Sqweak. You may be ruining his dreams of...


LOL he said he was having a competition with his friends...ew but he also does this flicking thing when his toe nails are long and i HATE the sound it makes so if he isnt gonna cut those dirty mofos I WILL XD
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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When he gets that shit in my hair.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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When he gets that shit in my hair.
Oh. That's potentially horrible.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What drives me crazy about my girlfriend is that she doesn't exist. In my head, she's the most perfect, most beautiful person in the world.

If only she was real!
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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When she embezzles my money and runs off to Mexico with another woman.I wouldn't mind, but it was kind of annoying after she said she wouldn't do it again.
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Kick her in the cunt.
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Til it makes her queef and sounds like a ****ing whoopy cushion
Had to do it.
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Damn girl, you've got it bad!
Hahaha. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

To his credit he's a good sport about me correcting him
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Had to do it.
Haha, Recovery humor FTW.

I was volunteering at a food stand earlier and I overhead say "This is the salt" and I instantly though on that line from 'On Fire'. It was pathetic.
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Old 10-01-2010, 08:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Experimental facial hair. I can't take a goatee seriously, man.
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Old 10-01-2010, 08:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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He eats in my car and then leaves all the garbage in it! And when he takes his socks off he leaves them on the floor...
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