How many people have you slept with?

Mojo · 10-26-2010, 09:22 AM

I told you. That thing you're into...it just put me off for good.

LoathsomePete · 10-26-2010, 09:35 AM

5 and all of them one night stands. All of my relationships have a nasty habit of imploding after about two weeks so I've never really had the time to have sex with a girlfriend. I'm not really complaining about it though, manwhoring does have its benefits, like all the nice people you get to meet at the clinic.

~~James~~ · 10-26-2010, 11:24 AM

there doesn't seem to be many massive whores around here*

*Except Crash

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 11:24 AM

We should change this thread to "How many STD's have you contracted?"

Worst. Thread. Ever.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by James

there doesn't seem to be many massive whores around here*

*Except Crash

Ah you fucker.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-26-2010, 11:40 AM

Never contracted an STD, but I did pass on a yeast infection

lol

duga · 10-26-2010, 11:50 AM

A whopping 3 people. 2 one night stands and 1 4 year relationship. After the second one night stand I realized I was done with it. It's far too awkward for me. I find I'm all for it while it's happening (who isn't) but the morning after is always really freakin weird. Now I'll just wait until my next relationship roles around.

Or until some girl throws herself on me. I am guy, after all. It's hard to say no when I'm wanted....

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 12:17 PM

I had a nasty run in with Chlamydia a few years back. Pretty sure I got it from my ex's mom. But whatever, penicillin shots FTW.

Oh yeah, use condoms guys, seriously. They work.

~~Dirty~~ · 10-26-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crash_override

I had a nasty run in with Chlamydia a few years back. Pretty sure I got it from my ex's mom. But whatever, penicillin shots FTW.

Oh yeah, use condoms guys, seriously. They work.

In the bold sounds like win though.

Rubbers are terrible. I hope I can get with someone soon and we become exclusive and she's on the pill so i dont have to wear those damn things.

crash_override · 10-26-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

In the bold sounds like win though.

Rubbers are terrible. I hope I can get with someone soon and we become exclusive and she's on the pill so i dont have to wear those damn things.

Every guy should have "The Family Plan" on their bucket list. It will excite you in ways you never thought possible.

The Family Plan can be achieved by entering a long-term relationship with a female, after which you enter a one-time sexual encounter with either the ex's Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or possibly daughter (age limits apply).

I've found the Daughter-Mother is the most elite, and is not only the most challenging scenario, but also the most sexually fullfilling.

Good luck men, and happy hunting.

~~James~~ · 10-26-2010, 12:46 PM

Grandmother? Eww.

10-26-2010, 09:22 AM	#91 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I told you. That thing you're into...it just put me off for good. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-26-2010, 11:50 AM	#96 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	A whopping 3 people. 2 one night stands and 1 4 year relationship. After the second one night stand I realized I was done with it. It's far too awkward for me. I find I'm all for it while it's happening (who isn't) but the morning after is always really freakin weird. Now I'll just wait until my next relationship roles around. Or until some girl throws herself on me. I am guy, after all. It's hard to say no when I'm wanted.... __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

10-26-2010, 09:35 AM	#92 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	5 and all of them one night stands. All of my relationships have a nasty habit of imploding after about two weeks so I've never really had the time to have sex with a girlfriend. I'm not really complaining about it though, manwhoring does have its benefits, like all the nice people you get to meet at the clinic.

10-26-2010, 11:24 AM	#93 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	there doesn't seem to be many massive whores around here* *Except Crash

10-26-2010, 11:40 AM	#95 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Never contracted an STD, but I did pass on a yeast infection lol

10-26-2010, 12:46 PM	#100 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Grandmother? Eww.