Morrisons is the best if you want some meat.

I always want to make love to food anyway. It's so good. And I'm like "I'LL EAT IT AND THAT WILL BE ALL, THE PLEASURE IS OVER. WHAT MORE CAN I DO?"

I want to take my relationship with food that little bit further.

Eating food whilst making love to it! That's what we need to do.
I'm a food flid though.
On topic slightly, supermarkets...
Do you ever pick up something and then realise you don't want it/actually need it, so you just dump it somewhere and you hope no one sees you doing it.
I dumped a bottle of vodka in the games isle. Bit awkward.

ALL THE TIME. I went to Asda yesterday and picked up some bacon, I didn't need it and the meat aisle is a million miles away from the self service tills so I just put it on one of the women's deodorant shelves.

Not the first time I've put my meat in a woman's product.

That was so ****ing cheesy!!! Funny though...funny.

That's what she said.

About his penis.

LOL!

Your mum gobbled it up without any complaints though!

sorry.

The fucking slut.

Get us half a dozen and a tenner out of the till, lad. :thumb:

Should come up to 5 bones and a sawbuck. :D