Awkward social situations

TheCunningStunt · 10-26-2010, 12:22 PM

Regale me with tales of awkward social situations you've encountered or seen.
We've had had them...

When you're home alone and you see the window cleaner
Calling a teacher mum
When women speak without permission etc.

I may or may not be bored.

~~James~~ · 10-26-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Regale me with tales of awkward social situations you've encountered or seen.
We've had had them...

When you're home alone and you see the window cleaner
Calling a teacher mum
When women speak without permission etc.

I may or may not be bored.

I soooooooooooo hate calling teachers mum.
This one time me and my mates were having a joke around and I went to say "Do you want a punch in the kisser?" and I tripped up and said "Do you want a kiss in the puncher?"

right-track · 10-26-2010, 12:26 PM

Saying hello in the super market to someone you know and then constantly meeting them again for the next 4 fuckin' aisles!!!

TheCunningStunt · 10-26-2010, 12:28 PM

You actually used the phrase "Do you want a punch in the kisser?" so I'm glad it went up in smoke.

Accidently spitting when you talk or someone doing it to. You both know what happened, yet neither of you says anything.

Also, the supermarket... bumping into someone you know. You have a talk for 5-10 minutes and then part ways... just to bump into each other in the next isle. Awkward.

EDIT: Right-Track

right-track · 10-26-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Also, the supermarket... bumping into someone you know. You have a talk for 5-10 minutes and then part ways... just to bump into each other in the next isle. Awkward.

EDIT: Right-Track

Twat!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-26-2010, 12:32 PM

I met this guy in a nightclub I went to school with.

Or at least he said I did, I could not remember him whatsoever. He spent the next HOUR telling me who he was & what he'd been up to since school.

I still had no idea who he was afterwards.

~~Dirty~~ · 10-26-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Saying hello in the super market to someone you know and then constantly meeting them again for the next 4 fuckin' aisles!!!

This. Anytime at the store I'll see someone I'm cool with but haven't really seen in awhile... and we'll be make the usual small talk, "hey how ya been man," "You still in school, you workin, hows the girl treatin ya?" Then i'll be like... Alright, peace man take it easy. Then I'll see him a few more times and every time you see that person it just gets more awkward. It's like....should i say anything else to this dude or just pretend he isnt there

TheCunningStunt · 10-26-2010, 12:33 PM

The lift silence!
Being in a lift with a complete stranger.
Or, you'll be talking to someone you know but soon as you get in the lift - conversation dries up.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-26-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

The lift silence!
Being in a lift with a complete stranger.
Or, you'll be talking to someone you know but soon as you get in the lift - conversation dries up.

I'll raise you...

Bitching about someone as they enter the room.

~~James~~ · 10-26-2010, 12:36 PM

Ever waiting for a phone call then it finally comes and the person is a call centre and you assume it's just the person messing around and say something like "Alright ****face, you aren't funny". Then it actually is a real call centre :|

10-26-2010, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Awkward social situations Regale me with tales of awkward social situations you've encountered or seen. We've had had them... When you're home alone and you see the window cleaner Calling a teacher mum When women speak without permission etc. I may or may not be bored. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

10-26-2010, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	You actually used the phrase "Do you want a punch in the kisser?" so I'm glad it went up in smoke. Accidently spitting when you talk or someone doing it to. You both know what happened, yet neither of you says anything. Also, the supermarket... bumping into someone you know. You have a talk for 5-10 minutes and then part ways... just to bump into each other in the next isle. Awkward. EDIT: Right-Track __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

10-26-2010, 12:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I met this guy in a nightclub I went to school with. Or at least he said I did, I could not remember him whatsoever. He spent the next HOUR telling me who he was & what he'd been up to since school. I still had no idea who he was afterwards. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

10-26-2010, 12:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The lift silence! Being in a lift with a complete stranger. Or, you'll be talking to someone you know but soon as you get in the lift - conversation dries up. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

10-26-2010, 12:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Saying hello in the super market to someone you know and then constantly meeting them again for the next 4 fuckin' aisles!!!

10-26-2010, 12:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Ever waiting for a phone call then it finally comes and the person is a call centre and you assume it's just the person messing around and say something like "Alright ****face, you aren't funny". Then it actually is a real call centre :\|