Awkward social situations
 

Regale me with tales of awkward social situations you've encountered or seen.
We've had had them...

When you're home alone and you see the window cleaner
Calling a teacher mum
When women speak without permission etc.

I may or may not be bored.

I soooooooooooo hate calling teachers mum.
This one time me and my mates were having a joke around and I went to say "Do you want a punch in the kisser?" and I tripped up and said "Do you want a kiss in the puncher?"

Saying hello in the super market to someone you know and then constantly meeting them again for the next 4 fuckin' aisles!!!

You actually used the phrase "Do you want a punch in the kisser?" so I'm glad it went up in smoke.

Accidently spitting when you talk or someone doing it to. You both know what happened, yet neither of you says anything.

Also, the supermarket... bumping into someone you know. You have a talk for 5-10 minutes and then part ways... just to bump into each other in the next isle. Awkward.

EDIT: Right-Track :mad:

Twat!

I met this guy in a nightclub I went to school with.

Or at least he said I did, I could not remember him whatsoever. He spent the next HOUR telling me who he was & what he'd been up to since school.

I still had no idea who he was afterwards.

This. Anytime at the store I'll see someone I'm cool with but haven't really seen in awhile... and we'll be make the usual small talk, "hey how ya been man," "You still in school, you workin, hows the girl treatin ya?" Then i'll be like... Alright, peace man take it easy. Then I'll see him a few more times and every time you see that person it just gets more awkward. It's like....should i say anything else to this dude or just pretend he isnt there

The lift silence!
Being in a lift with a complete stranger.
Or, you'll be talking to someone you know but soon as you get in the lift - conversation dries up.

I'll raise you...


Bitching about someone as they enter the room.

Ever waiting for a phone call then it finally comes and the person is a call centre and you assume it's just the person messing around and say something like "Alright ****face, you aren't funny". Then it actually is a real call centre :|