Awkward social situations

ThePhanastasio · 10-28-2010, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Falling flat on your face in front of 120,000 people at a free concert is awkward.

Yikes! I'd say!

**Janszoon** · 10-28-2010, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Falling flat on your face in front of 120,000 people at a free concert is awkward.

You mean like this?

loveissucide · 10-28-2010, 07:06 AM

Taking a lady home and realising you don't know how to put on a condom, as happened to me recently.

TheCunningStunt · 10-28-2010, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by loveissucide

Taking a lady home and realising you don't know how to put on a condom, as happened to me recently.

That happened to me, well I knew how to put one on but It just wasn't having it.

I still fucked her and then spent a month hoping I wasn't a dad.

Me

downwardspiral · 10-28-2010, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

That happened to me, well I knew how to put one on but It just wasn't having it.

I still fucked her and then spent a month hoping I wasn't a dad.

Me

tut tut.

TheCunningStunt · 10-28-2010, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

tut tut.

She told me early in the week she was late, and then told me it in the kitchen at a party on the Saturday it was nothing.

I believe I did a little dance. Suffice to say, I was pleased with the news!

I never used condoms, they're shite.
I'm looking forward to getting an STD.

ThePhanastasio · 10-28-2010, 07:19 AM

Yesterday, I was doing the last school show for the touring bit of my play, and between scenes, we were able to go to the locker rooms and grab our water / change costumes / touch up our make-up. I'd just finished my scene, and walked into the locker room where the one person in the play I don't really get along with was sitting alone.

I tried to grab my water and get the hell out of there, but they started the scene..."The Tell Tale Heart", which is the longest scene in the play, so I was trapped.

I got to sit in the tiny locker room for 20 minutes in dead silence, and my cell phone was not on me, so I couldn't even text / play games to pass the time and make it less awkward.

loveissucide · 10-28-2010, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

That happened to me, well I knew how to put one on but It just wasn't having it.

I still fucked her and then spent a month hoping I wasn't a dad.

Me

I feel slightly better about that given I'm 19.We Irish are a prudish bunch.

TheCunningStunt · 10-28-2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by loveissucide

I feel slightly better about that given I'm 19.We Irish are a prudish bunch.

It was a really weird feeling, I really liked the girl.
I'd only been with her 3 weeks, but I'd completely fallen for her.
We were together a long time after, so it wouldn't have been the worst thing in the world. Apart of me would have liked it, at that particular time - 16 and dumb. But apart of me was really happy, 'cause of family's reactions and how I'd support a child.

You're 19 and you've not lost your virginity yet? Through choice, if I read right in the how many people thread.
How come, is there a reason for that?

loveissucide · 10-28-2010, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

You're 19 and you've not lost your virginity yet? Through choice, if I read right in the how many people thread.
How come, is there a reason for that?

I had very little self-confidence until the age of 18, and I determined I only would with someone I really liked.When I did get a girlfriend, she didn't feel ready to and truth be told neither did I.However she dumped me on Monday, and I basically went on the piss and ended up pulling last night.Hence the never bothering to learn how to use a johnny.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Yesterday, I was doing the last school show for the touring bit of my play, and between scenes, we were able to go to the locker rooms and grab our water / change costumes / touch up our make-up. I'd just finished my scene, and walked into the locker room where the one person in the play I don't really get along with was sitting alone. I tried to grab my water and get the hell out of there, but they started the scene..."The Tell Tale Heart", which is the longest scene in the play, so I was trapped. I got to sit in the tiny locker room for 20 minutes in dead silence, and my cell phone was not on me, so I couldn't even text / play games to pass the time and make it less awkward.