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Old 10-26-2010, 09:02 PM   #51 (permalink)
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NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BITCHES. But Oh god. I can't even imagine. It must be horrible. Especially if you're watching porn.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:04 PM   #52 (permalink)
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None taken, I've been masturbating since the age of five.
****, when I was five I was slaying dragons and eating noodles. I didn't start until I was almost 14, and it felt like I was commiting murder. Then I realized all my friends had been doing it for 2+ years already, and it wasn't a big deal.


Anyways,

I think the worst is when someone starts crying in class. Everyone just kind of stops talking and trys to watch the person crying without them knowing. It'd probably worse to be them but still very awkward.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:17 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I don't think being caught watching porn is that big a deal, 'specially for boys. Every parent knows their son watches porn, and they know where you keep it too.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:20 PM   #54 (permalink)
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i think people should just not be idiots and lock their door
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:21 PM   #55 (permalink)
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A locked door is honestly probably more incentive for a parent to snoop around a kid's room.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:28 PM   #56 (permalink)
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just tell 'em you're not decent
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:39 PM   #57 (permalink)
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This always happens to me:

*Teacher walks into class*

*My back is facing him, so I have no idea*

*I'm talking to my friends*

*Class goes quiet for 10 seconds*

*In those 10seconds I happen to be saying: "What the FUCK dude?!"*

Only at that point I know the bastard's in the class watching me. I apologize and feel like an ass.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:47 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Hey man! Haven't seen you in awhile! What have you been up to?

Pretty good.

What was the name of that one movie we saw a couple of days ago.. (not a word understood)

Hahaaa... yeah.

Oh and these are also familiar







Not awkward, but I can relate.

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Old 10-26-2010, 09:50 PM   #59 (permalink)
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My mom definitely walked in on me masturbating when I was 9 or 10. I had the blanket up, so I thought she hadn't noticed, and she told me to clean my room, so I thought I was in the clear.

Then she told me to get my hand out of my panties, because that was a dirty thing to do. I was traumatized.

A few months later, she walked in on me making my Barbies have sex, which was strangely even more awkward.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:56 PM   #60 (permalink)
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This always happens to me:

*Teacher walks into class*

*My back is facing him, so I have no idea*

*I'm talking to my friends*

*Class goes quiet for 10 seconds*

*In those 10seconds I happen to be saying: "What the FUCK dude?!"*

Only at that point I know the bastard's in the class watching me. I apologize and feel like an ass.
hahaha this shit happens to my friend so much... always entertaining
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