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10-31-2010, 05:14 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Make it so
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I get pretty horny over food. I often associate the mouthwatering tastes of a good meal with sexual intercourse pleasure.
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10-31-2010, 06:36 PM | #3 (permalink) |
MB quadrant's JM Vincent
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I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!
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10-31-2010, 08:42 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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11-01-2010, 08:23 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
Partying on the inside
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But I hope you're not talking about masturbation lubrication... because... who needs that? "I'm gonna penetrate the hell out of this immovable handlebar grip made possible via an opposable thumb!!!! GET SOME!!! *spit* GET SOME, BITCH!!!!!" |
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