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Old 10-31-2010, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I think you've been sleeping with the wrong people.
I get pretty horny over food. I often associate the mouthwatering tastes of a good meal with sexual intercourse pleasure.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I get pretty horny over food. I often associate the mouthwatering tastes of a good meal with sexual intercourse pleasure.
I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!
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Old 10-31-2010, 08:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!
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Old 10-31-2010, 08:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I now know far too much about you.
Was I wrong about it being mildly entertaining, though?
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!
Haha. That's porn.
But I hope you're not talking about masturbation lubrication... because... who needs that?

"I'm gonna penetrate the hell out of this immovable handlebar grip made possible via an opposable thumb!!!! GET SOME!!! *spit* GET SOME, BITCH!!!!!"
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