When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of?
 

Personal favourites:

Woman: "You hate women."
Me: "How can I hate women? My mum's one."
Woman: :confused:

Woman: "You're drunk."
Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning."

Me: *Joke insinuating they were fat."
Friend of mine: "Was that a fat joke?"
Me: "No, you're a fat joke"

In college...
Me: "I will shag your nan."
Friend: "My nan's dead."
Me: "I will dig her up."
Friend: "She was cremated."
Me: "I'll make a love-paste."
Friend: :(
Me: :cool:

Regale me with tales of your best arguments where you quite clearly pwned them in the face.

If you are remembering comebacks in petty arguments, then your life priorities are probably a little off.

Also, none of the above are very funny.

I am a comeback .

Your face isn't very funny.

I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.

:rofl:

Captain Caveman is the troll we wish Dirty was. :(

You want my comeback? Good luck.

Better hope your mother is bulimic.

Yeah, well he trolled himself to death. It's the curse of all trolls, basically.