When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of?

TheCunningStunt · 12-13-2010, 07:49 PM

Personal favourites:

Woman: "You hate women."
Me: "How can I hate women? My mum's one."
Woman:

Woman: "You're drunk."
Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning."

Me: *Joke insinuating they were fat."
Friend of mine: "Was that a fat joke?"
Me: "No, you're a fat joke"

In college...
Me: "I will shag your nan."
Friend: "My nan's dead."
Me: "I will dig her up."
Friend: "She was cremated."
Me: "I'll make a love-paste."
Friend:

Me:

Regale me with tales of your best arguments where you quite clearly pwned them in the face.

~~Dirty~~ · 12-13-2010, 07:51 PM

If you are remembering comebacks in petty arguments, then your life priorities are probably a little off.

Also, none of the above are very funny.

Batty · 12-13-2010, 07:52 PM

I am a comeback .

TheCunningStunt · 12-13-2010, 07:52 PM

Your face isn't very funny.

duga · 12-13-2010, 07:53 PM

I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-13-2010, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Woman: "You're drunk."
Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning."

~~Dirty~~ · 12-13-2010, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duga

I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.

TheCunningStunt · 12-13-2010, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duga

I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.

Captain Caveman is the troll we wish Dirty was.

~~Dirty~~ · 12-13-2010, 07:57 PM

You want my comeback? Good luck.

Better hope your mother is bulimic.

duga · 12-13-2010, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Captain Caveman is the troll we wish Dirty was.

Yeah, well he trolled himself to death. It's the curse of all trolls, basically.

12-13-2010, 07:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of? Personal favourites: Woman: "You hate women." Me: "How can I hate women? My mum's one." Woman: Woman: "You're drunk." Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning." Me: *Joke insinuating they were fat." Friend of mine: "Was that a fat joke?" Me: "No, you're a fat joke" In college... Me: "I will shag your nan." Friend: "My nan's dead." Me: "I will dig her up." Friend: "She was cremated." Me: "I'll make a love-paste." Friend: Me: Regale me with tales of your best arguments where you quite clearly pwned them in the face. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

12-13-2010, 07:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Batty Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: South Australia Posts: 194	I am a comeback . __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/Batt1958/charts Earworms Rool.

12-13-2010, 07:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Your face isn't very funny. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

12-13-2010, 07:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

12-13-2010, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	If you are remembering comebacks in petty arguments, then your life priorities are probably a little off. Also, none of the above are very funny.

12-13-2010, 07:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	You want my comeback? Good luck. Better hope your mother is bulimic.