Unexplainable things you do or have done

FETCHER. · 12-19-2010, 05:55 PM

I get the impulse to go get my ears pierced ALL the time, then immediately regret it. Nursing cartilage piercings is a ****ing bastard. If I get too drunk they get tender too because I'm clumsy.

I also drank 4 shots of black absinthe last night. GONER.

I refuse to use public transport other than trains.

I dont know why i do/did any of these.

lol at all of downwards. He reminded me of a few things.

When I'm excited in the house myself, I put my arms rigidly by my side and jump up and down. Its so gay.

I also punch the **** of stuff when im excited.

i once clapped my dog and got her eye sleep on my hand, so i wiped it on her back...

I stole my friends carmex.

I fishhooked the guy i like last night.

My friend was looking at jewellery through a window, so i instinctively and violenty pushed her head into the glass.

downwardspiral · 12-19-2010, 05:57 PM

omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it

GuitarBizarre · 12-19-2010, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it

I've been there! Its awesome! They have a pepper flavoured tequila where if you order one they make you take a step back from the bar to drink it!

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FETCHER. · 12-19-2010, 06:08 PM

@scouseeee.

haha that reminds me of one time i drank ribena and it went down the wrong way, so i was sick out my car window and down the side of my car, classy.

bonesaw-orchestra · 12-19-2010, 11:37 PM

kayleigh. your's are hilarious.

When I'm with my little brother and we're somewhere public, like a store or mall or on a bus, we start talking about the most obscene topics we can think of. It's funny to make total strangers turn around or avoid us. I do this with all of my brothers. People think we're royally ****ed up. It's fun, and it also means if we're on a long bus ride, we get our own seats.

Every time I walk past a fire alarm I have to literally walk on the other side of the hall because I know one of these days I'll give in and pull it.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-20-2010, 12:06 AM

When I was little I was famous for doing strange things for no reason.

- walked into the sea with school shoes on
- through a girls full can of coke in the bin
- stood on a guitar
- cut the wire of headphones with scissors
- singing alone in the church

ThoseDazeGone · 12-20-2010, 01:37 AM

Took off Running full speed after my first kiss
threw a magazine in the toilet thile duecing and tried to flush
Sold my mic at a garage sale for $4
Sat next to Rihanna at the paris airport and didn't say anything funny
Cut off just 1 of my dreadlocks

noise · 12-20-2010, 05:03 AM

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

zachsd · 12-21-2010, 05:28 AM

When I can't go to sleep late at night (like 2:00-3:00 am) I drive around looking for stores that are open and try to make small talk with the employees.

ThePhanastasio · 12-22-2010, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by noise

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

That is awesome.

12-19-2010, 05:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it __________________

12-20-2010, 12:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	When I was little I was famous for doing strange things for no reason. - walked into the sea with school shoes on - through a girls full can of coke in the bin - stood on a guitar - cut the wire of headphones with scissors - singing alone in the church __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

12-20-2010, 01:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
ThoseDazeGone Groupie Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Right now, Tallahassee Florida Posts: 2	Things Took off Running full speed after my first kiss threw a magazine in the toilet thile duecing and tried to flush Sold my mic at a garage sale for $4 Sat next to Rihanna at the paris airport and didn't say anything funny Cut off just 1 of my dreadlocks __________________ But you'll never find the body!!!

12-20-2010, 05:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
noise thirsty ears Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boulder Posts: 742	when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..." this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut". other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello" occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs. the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose". my wife is very tolerant. __________________ my flac collection

12-21-2010, 05:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
zachsd Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 347	When I can't go to sleep late at night (like 2:00-3:00 am) I drive around looking for stores that are open and try to make small talk with the employees. __________________ lastfm rym

12-19-2010, 11:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
bonesaw-orchestra Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 64	kayleigh. your's are hilarious. When I'm with my little brother and we're somewhere public, like a store or mall or on a bus, we start talking about the most obscene topics we can think of. It's funny to make total strangers turn around or avoid us. I do this with all of my brothers. People think we're royally ****ed up. It's fun, and it also means if we're on a long bus ride, we get our own seats. Every time I walk past a fire alarm I have to literally walk on the other side of the hall because I know one of these days I'll give in and pull it.