Unexplainable things you do or have done

Dr.Seussicide · 12-22-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by noise

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

Hmm, this is pretty weird. You should get this checked.

DoctorSoft · 12-22-2010, 12:41 AM

Whenever I go to a Value Village(big chain warehouse type store for second hand stuff) with friends we always have to either:

A: Put on basketball jerseys, shorts, runners, take a basketball and start playing until we get kicked out.

B: Just dress up like idiots and rollerblade around doing tricks and knocking the shopper's items out of their hands until we get kicked out.

s_k · 12-22-2010, 07:56 AM

My ex-girlfriend used to say things like 'are you poo?' or 'are you a peanutbutter-marmelade sandwich?'.
Complete nonsense at complete random times.
Often when I asked her how to solve something, she used to answer 'you know the only solution is to take a dump on it'.
Don't have to be tolerant for that, the serious way she puts it makes it incredibly funny.

noise · 12-22-2010, 08:13 AM

that means... i'm not the only crazy one! oh joyous day

s_k · 12-22-2010, 08:14 AM

What, did you think you were?
I could've told you you weren't ;D.

spacetruckers99 · 12-22-2010, 08:24 AM

I have a strange tendency to make random noises at random times.
people thikn i'm crazy but I really don't think I am!

ThePhanastasio · 12-22-2010, 08:40 AM

I always have a weird compulsion to jump on things. Anything waist high or shorter, I try to jump on without the aid of my hands. Anything taller, I try to vault on top of. I really have no idea why. It's a really strange urge that comes over me...which I usually act on.

crash_override · 12-22-2010, 09:35 AM

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

Antonio · 12-22-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

i do a similar thing, but it increments of 5 (like 15, 20, 25, etc)

FETCHER. · 12-22-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

Marry me. I'm exactly the same. When I'm driving and can't see what the number has been put at if a friend turns it up, I try to ignore it and get all fidgety and ask compulsively "what numbers that at?" its more like i shout it to them.

12-22-2010, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	My ex-girlfriend used to say things like 'are you poo?' or 'are you a peanutbutter-marmelade sandwich?'. Complete nonsense at complete random times. Often when I asked her how to solve something, she used to answer 'you know the only solution is to take a dump on it'. Don't have to be tolerant for that, the serious way she puts it makes it incredibly funny. __________________ Click here to see my collection

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12-22-2010, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Whenever I go to a Value Village(big chain warehouse type store for second hand stuff) with friends we always have to either: A: Put on basketball jerseys, shorts, runners, take a basketball and start playing until we get kicked out. B: Just dress up like idiots and rollerblade around doing tricks and knocking the shopper's items out of their hands until we get kicked out.

12-22-2010, 08:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
spacetruckers99 Groupie Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13	I have a strange tendency to make random noises at random times. people thikn i'm crazy but I really don't think I am!

12-22-2010, 08:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I always have a weird compulsion to jump on things. Anything waist high or shorter, I try to jump on without the aid of my hands. Anything taller, I try to vault on top of. I really have no idea why. It's a really strange urge that comes over me...which I usually act on.