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Old 01-17-2017, 05:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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here's a good trump joke I just heard

trump: knock knock

america: who is there?

trump: it's the Donald

america: omg dude wtf we told you we didn't want you here lol

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Old 01-17-2017, 05:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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trump: knock knock

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

america: *goes bananas*
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Old 01-17-2017, 06:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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replace America with Chula and it's 50% funnier
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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A biker goes into a diner and orders the beef stew. After receiving his order he calls the waitress to his table. He says, "Look at this, there's a hair in my soup, I'm not paying for this." And he gets up and walks out. The waitress, a little suspicious of his behavior, follows him and watches him enter a brothel. She creeps in and opens the door and sees him full face between the legs of a prostitute. She bursts into the room and exclaims, "You complained about one little hair in your soup, and look at you now!" The biker looks up and says, "I'll tell ya what, if I find a noodle in here, I'm not paying for this either".
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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trump: knock knock

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Banana

america: who is there?

trump: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

america: *goes bananas*
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Old 01-18-2017, 12:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A biker goes into a diner and orders rabbit stew. After receiving his order he calls the waitress to his table. He says, "Look at this, there's a hare in my soup, I'm not paying for this." They get into argument over politics and he gets up and walks out when George W is mentioned. The waitress, a little suspicious of his behavior, follows him and watches him enter a brothel. She creeps in and opens the door and sees him full face between the legs of a prostitute. She bursts into the room and exclaims, "You complained about one little hair in your soup, and look at you now!" The biker looks up and says "Well yeah, that Bush really did stink, but it wasn't a hair in my soup, it was Donald Trump's toupe, and I'm still not paying."
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O Nea ...
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Old 01-18-2017, 02:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I fostered a Muslim yesterday. All four cans got him clean on the back of the head.
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12 oz. or 24.5 oz. cans?

Lager or Premium Ale?
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Old 01-18-2017, 10:11 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Fosters Premium Ale.

That's the funniest joke so far.
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