You Know What Grinds My Gears?

djchameleon · 02-18-2011, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k

(please people, stop smoking near audio equipment!)

what? I can't hear you?

*lights up a fag*

s_k · 02-18-2011, 05:39 AM

You won't believe how ****ed up equipment gets from nicotine.
It's really a killer. And I have to clean it up

Dotoar · 02-18-2011, 07:39 PM

You know what grinds my gears? Bad transmission fluid! Especially when it's like a million degrees cold and the gear lever feels like it's stuck in overcooked fudge and the whole car seems to handle like through a knit mitten on a worn out remote control, only the mitten fails to isolate your deep frozen hands from the equally frozen steering wheel letting you know that the tires are sliding on the lumpy ground, tenfoldly thawed and re-freezed through heaps and heaps of snow that somehow has found its way inside your jacket and arms and legs and shoes, which just as well are only waiting for you to tilt your next step just enough to make you fall over while tip-toeing through the slippery and lumpy sidewalk the oblivious city workers obviously have neglected when portioning out the minimal share of gravel which seems to be a scarce commodity in this ****in' town that smells of metan and snot all because of the millionth minus degrees that occupy everything you touch, wear, dwell in, see, hear, smell, and are because you know that werever you turn in order to escape it even for a few seconds, you will encounter only more cold because every-****ing-thing is simultaneously approaching the absolute zero apart from the god-forsaken ****ing two square-centimeters of heated space you're in while calling the winter a whore with three unwashed colons for a brain and where you'll discover that the remote is more than an armlength away so that you'll have to get your fat ass up and walk all the way to the couch where it happened to be in order to change the background viewing of that bottomlessly stupid program "Man Show". **** I HATE "MAN SHOW"! WHAT KIND OF RETARDATED WASTE OF SPERM LIKES "MAN SHOW"?!

That's what gears my grind! That and the mug of Adam Sandler! Retarded ****!

~~Dirty~~ · 02-18-2011, 07:50 PM

bruh.... i know you aint talking about the old Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla.

If so, you're dead to me.

If it's the new one, you'd be correct

Dotoar · 02-18-2011, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

bruh.... i know you aint talking about the old Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla.

If so, you're dead to me.

If it's the new one, you'd be correct

There's a new one? I hope it'll navigate around Sweden this time around.

~~Dirty~~ · 02-18-2011, 08:03 PM

i mean, not "new" i just meant the post- Jimmy Kimmel one. The Jimmy Kimmel one was pretty great i thought

Dotoar · 02-18-2011, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

i mean, not "new" i just meant the post- Jimmy Kimmel one. The Jimmy Kimmel one was pretty great i thought

I can't stand it, regardless of its obvious irony. It's aired in the middle of the night on one of the channels here anyway. However, I was mainly pissed off on winter.

sidewinder · 02-18-2011, 10:45 PM

The heat blowing in the bus! Goddammit it's cold out and we're all dressed warm enough that we don't need any damn heat in here. It's not like we're gonna take out coat and shoes off as if we were coming home. Plus there's body heat. Turn that f ucking s hit off you asshats! What the f uck are they thinking?!

**Janszoon** · 02-18-2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sidewinder

The heat blowing in the bus! Goddammit it's cold out and we're all dressed warm enough that we don't need any damn heat in here. It's not like we're gonna take out coat and shoes off as if we were coming home. Plus there's body heat. Turn that f ucking s hit off you asshats! What the f uck are they thinking?!

Yes, yes, and yes again. I hate that shit.

Howard the Duck · 02-18-2011, 11:24 PM

it's pretty hot here but I'm semi naked

02-18-2011, 05:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
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02-18-2011, 07:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dotoar Supernatural anaesthetist Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Örebro, Sweden Posts: 436	You know what grinds my gears? Bad transmission fluid! Especially when it's like a million degrees cold and the gear lever feels like it's stuck in overcooked fudge and the whole car seems to handle like through a knit mitten on a worn out remote control, only the mitten fails to isolate your deep frozen hands from the equally frozen steering wheel letting you know that the tires are sliding on the lumpy ground, tenfoldly thawed and re-freezed through heaps and heaps of snow that somehow has found its way inside your jacket and arms and legs and shoes, which just as well are only waiting for you to tilt your next step just enough to make you fall over while tip-toeing through the slippery and lumpy sidewalk the oblivious city workers obviously have neglected when portioning out the minimal share of gravel which seems to be a scarce commodity in this **in' town that smells of metan and snot all because of the millionth minus degrees that occupy everything you touch, wear, dwell in, see, hear, smell, and are because you know that werever you turn in order to escape it even for a few seconds, you will encounter only more cold because every-ing-thing is simultaneously approaching the absolute zero apart from the god-forsaken ing two square-centimeters of heated space you're in while calling the winter a whore with three unwashed colons for a brain and where you'll discover that the remote is more than an armlength away so that you'll have to get your fat ass up and walk all the way to the couch where it happened to be in order to change the background viewing of that bottomlessly stupid program "Man Show". I HATE "MAN SHOW"! WHAT KIND OF RETARDATED WASTE OF SPERM LIKES "MAN SHOW"?! That's what gears my grind! That and the mug of Adam Sandler! Retarded **! __________________ - More is more -

02-18-2011, 10:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	The heat blowing in the bus! Goddammit it's cold out and we're all dressed warm enough that we don't need any damn heat in here. It's not like we're gonna take out coat and shoes off as if we were coming home. Plus there's body heat. Turn that f ucking s hit off you asshats! What the f uck are they thinking?! __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	bruh.... i know you aint talking about the old Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. If so, you're dead to me. If it's the new one, you'd be correct

02-18-2011, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	i mean, not "new" i just meant the post- Jimmy Kimmel one. The Jimmy Kimmel one was pretty great i thought

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