more things that might someday trigger a homicidal rampage:
- When I see a customer (wherever I am) doing something stupid, rude, or generally quite lazy (i.e.; putting random items where they obviously don't belong or leaving their basket at the end of a checkout lane instead of giving it to their cashier).
- When a customer in my store takes one shoe from the rack, parks their ass several feet away on a bench to try it on, and they just leave the shoe there. I always glare at them, hoping they will know my disapproval of their stupidity and my genuine hope that they die before they get a chance to breed.
- When I'm driving 5mph OVER the speed limit already, and someone passes me. Seriously? What the hell is wrong with people?
- When people leave their kids unattended and they find me, spewing their nonsense babble at me and following me around like they're trying to imprint on someone who's not a total fucking baboon like their parent.
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