Originally Posted by ladyislingering

more things that might someday trigger a homicidal rampage:
[LIST][*]When I see a customer (wherever I am) doing something stupid, rude, or generally quite lazy (i.e.; putting random items where they obviously don't belong or leaving their basket at the end of a checkout lane instead of giving it to their cashier).
[*]When a customer in my store takes one shoe from the rack, parks their ass several feet away on a bench to try it on, and they just leave the shoe there. I always glare at them, hoping they will know my disapproval of their stupidity and my genuine hope that they die before they get a chance to breed.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I don't look for things that are out of place in my store because people are more than happy to throw 500 shoes in every direction, drop clothing everywhere and kick it under racks or hang it over racks meant for hats and belts... everything out of place sticks out very well, because people don't give a shit.

Don't even get me started on the days I've been tempted to stab people with broken hangers in the fitting rooms. Why the hell are they anchoring pant-loops to shirt hangers?? WHY ARE THEY USING PANTS HANGERS TO HANG SHIRTS?! WHY DO THEY JUST MISS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF A HANGER ALL TOGETHER?!

It's like hangers are some kind of mysterious force and they're so blown away by this foreign object that they're torn between throwing it on the floor and shoving it up their ass. Most of these people wouldn't know their ass from their heads if you gave them a three-way mirror.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Are you upset that you actually have to do your job? I totally do the bolded part and why not? You guys are getting paid to put it back in the right spot. I'm not. DO YOUR JOB.

Originally Posted by Ninetales

One almost started a fire in the backroom by dumping an entire can of coffee mate on a liter standing on a trolley.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

That totally makes you a dick, dude. Do you drop trash on the floor cause it's the janitor's job to pick it up?

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I don't go that far but placing stuff on the nearest shelf after deciding that I don't want it isn't that bad especially since it's not my job to make sure everything is in it's proper place.

I should have empathy since people used to do that to me when I worked at the library but meh. I just bitched at them for doing it and did my job because I was getting paid to have the books be in order.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I have absolutely no idea what this means.

Originally Posted by Ninetales

Is this not an American thing?



Well anyways its this non dairy creamer for coffee. And its also very flammable.

Originally Posted by mord

Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

Originally Posted by Ninetales

Is this not an American thing?



Well anyways its this non dairy creamer for coffee. And its also very flammable.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

But what's a "liter on a trolley"?

Originally Posted by Ninetales

Haha oh oops didn't even notice that I meant "lighter"

And trolley in the grocery world:



So he was standing on that and dumped a container of coffee mate off of it onto a lighter held by someone else. Big flame. Singed eyebrows. Fun for all.

Originally Posted by mord

Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

Originally Posted by Ninetales

Is this not an American thing?

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.