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I clean too much and am somewhat of a control freak. Perhaps "somewhat" is kind of an underestimate. I once broke up with someone over washing dishes ... In that I wanted to wash his dishes - over and over again. There's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere.

And he didn't want you to? Did you manage to hook up with someone who also loved doing the dishes, and he just couldn't handle giving up the pleasure to you?

Wait...you didn't want to clean them while they weren't dirty did you?

Bahaha, if I met someone that cleaned as much as I do EXACTLY like I do, I'd probably not get along with them. C'mon, haven't you read my posts? One of me is enough. I am guilty of washing clean dishes ... And letting people wash dishes if they insist and I will re-wash them behind their backs. Yeah, I know. I'm really helping the environment.

Hahaha that is hilarious.

Although, I'd feel confident eating off of your plates. Every time I go to a friend's house to eat, I get nervous about the dishware.

Speaking of sexual innuendo...does "I would eat off your plates" sound weird to anyone else?

You broke up with someone because you wanted to wash his dishes? I don't see the problem here, from his point of view. Did he argue?

Yes, he did. I did it all the time is why. He lives with 3 other guys and their home looks like ... Well, four bachelors live there. It got to the point where I wasn't hanging out. I was just cleaning when I came over. It was usually after a long day of work or school, too, so I would be exhausted afterwards and fall asleep. Maybe I should have just let him have sex with me while I washed dishes to avoid further drama. I'm sure we could have factored the vacuum cleaner into our sex life, too.

lmao probably make mess more than you'd clean to be honest

I won't lie. I've thought about cleaning during sex.

rofl what?

I guess you'd be perfect for a maid fantasy then just need to get you into one of those outfits.

No, no. Let me rephrase that: I've let the thought of cleaning distract me from sex, not turn me on.

lol oh right I was imagining like, "getting down to it" kitted out in a pvc outfit with loads of soap and a mini vacuum cleaner :rofl:

the thought turned me on slightly

I need the volume to be on an even number too. I have to peel the crust off of the top slice of my sandwich before eating it and when I have any sort of square food I have to break it into fours and then four again, eating the ends last. I can't sleep with any of my hair touching my neck. When I make food I have to put everything away and clean up the area before I will eat any of it.

...wow I have a lot of weird habits. Those are just a few off the top of my head...

:rofl:

exactly where my mind was as well

wishful thinking

Speaking of vacuum cleans I hate when in the past you vacuumed up food and then start using it at a later date only to have it smell like decayed food when you turn it on.

So, you kept his house clean, and he broke up with you. That makes perfect sense. Date me.;)

I couldn't agree more. I understand it was the volume to which you were cleaning that was the problem and I get how that could create problems but I am about as untidy as anybody I know, and so it sounds more than welcome to me!

A quirk of mine is I'm a creature of habit. I wake up at the same time each day, and do the same routine each day. Wish I could break out of that!

Haha, that's awesome!

lol.

Whenever I'm driving somewhere and do something like inadvertantly cutting someone off, I've noticed that even if I'm alone in the car, I'll explain aloud exactly why I pulled out at that time. Like, "Oh, sorry - I didn't see you car. Please don't honk at me. There were people parked in the street and obstructing my view. I feel it was totally understandable..."

I probably look insane when I'm driving.

Hahahahaha!!!

I take all the tags off my clothing because I can't stand feeling them against my skin.

whenever I buy shirts, I have to fastidiously press every inch of the garment onto my skin in the fitting room just's so the fabrix doesn't itch or irritate me

I used to do that but then one day it just stopped bothering me.

I've had an unbroken series of identical keychains since I was 17, so exactly half my life. They're promotional keychains for the Charlie Sheen movie The Chase that I got from the movie theater I worked at in high school. When one wears out I just replace it with one of the others. It's become kind of a personal challenge for me to see how long I can keep this up. I have two or three left so I'm figuring I'll probably be able to make it into my 40s with them.

Hahaha, that's brilliant.
I have that with computer keyboards. When I like one, I won't replace it untill it breaks down. Just to see how long it will cope. Since playing a lot of GTA MTA SA online (if you don't know what that is, don't bother :D), my left shift key has become a bit wobbly. That's all for now. Oh, and the volume keys lost their paint. Which is sort of strange.

^^yeah I do that with the ofis keyboard as well

now all the alphabets are missing

I must say the keyboard I am using now is really sturdy. The letters are still no, except for the C, V, M and K... Oh and a bit off off the D... and the S. Damn.
I didn't even notice this untill now. I never look at my keyboard.
Decided to take a picture of it but I felt like I had to clean it first.
This is what I typed:
After that, a lot of programs opened :D.
I decided to go to the login screen so call I could do wrong is type a very long password.
I just noticed I managed to get all three lights on :D

A quirk of mine, possibly shared with others, is that I have to look at every girls ass when I walk by them. Well, unless she's like 300 pounds. But it just feels wrong not to. Like I could be missing out on something if I don't turn my head around and check out the back yard. So nearly every girl I pass I do this, sometimes casually, and sometimes very obviously (but not in that OMG DAT ASS sort of way). I just don't wanna miss out on a good thing.

if you're gonna confess that kinda quirk, I like to stand next to girls wearing low-cut blouses and look down their dress

i also sit facing girls wearing short skirts

The sugar packets in the restaurant must all be assorted by color, and all stacked vertically with the labels faceing the respective outward position. If its not I feel the need to fix it.

the money in my wallet or cash register where I work must all be face up in the same direction.

Whenever I microwave somthing, I add extra seconds by which number was first, for example, the box says 2:20, Ill put in 2:22. If it says 3:20, I put in 3:33 and so on.

I wont sign my name on somthing until every letter looks perfect.

Most of the time I do it casually out of the corner of my eye so I don't have to turn my head to see.

I used to wipe while sitting down. Then one day some guy asked me how I could do that, since he couldn't do it. I realized that I had no answer for him, and ever since then I've had to wipe standing up cause doing it while sitting just feels awkward now. I can't explain why.

Whenever i get home drunk i always have to watch ocean's eleven. Absolutely no idea why.

Allright, I have a cameltoe-thing. So if a girl has some nice jeans or something, it's hard for me not to look. Which is practical as I always get compliments for not looking at boobs. Gheghe :D.

People compliment you for not looking at boobs?

Yeah sure. It's nice for a girl with a double E cup to get looked straight into her eyes...

I've been told that I am no fun to talk to for about 3 hours after I've woken up, and people dont like joking with me until I've made the first move because I am so cranky first thing (and the few hours after).

You should develop a coffee addiction :)