I can relate to this one but not only my right butt check but left as well. I check for my house keys and my wallet. I walk a few steps forward and double check it again. I think I tap for the house keys more than anything probably because I have locked myself out of my place more than once.

Classic. I actually once bought 10 bags of M&M's and filled a tin with just the blue ones for an ex-girlfriend of mine (not the one I keep ranting on about this time :D). She always had to eat the blue ones first, so I kind of made it easy for her.

Probably a wise thing :)

So am I, in dutch. And I do mind whether someone else ****s up.
I taught myself to shut up whenever someone who just can't do any better makes spelling errors. But it really really bothers me. You won't believe how ****ed up some dutch write. I'll make an example of that some time. You don't have to know what it says, you will see how wrong it is anyway.
I'm just wondering. You're using three dots here and there. Shouldn't the first letter be a capital?

Almost everyone has that man. It's really natural.
My girlfriend used to live hear and eat the same thing I doo and whenever she had to take a dump, it would smell exactly the same. Still disgusting.

You shouldn't do that. Pickpockets will know where it is then ;).
There's these signs telling you to be warned about pickpocketing. Don't feel your wallet there. That's where they're looking for people feeling their wallets. And don't put it in your backpocket. It goes out whenever you walk stairs. Side pockets ftw.

My hair itches when it's wet and getting warm.
I can't wear a hood whenever I have wet hair. It's awful.
I don't like wearing anything on my head eitherway.

ha! I'm the same way. Blue ones first because that's my favorite color.

Haha, blue is my favourite color too, but I don't really choose my M&M's depending on their colour. I am convinced that brown tastes a bit better, though.

This actually happens to me also but because I work out I figure that's the main reason it happens to me.

I know. I have no confidence in my memory. I have walked several blocks from my home before, and then made the fifteen minute walk all the way back because I couldn't be sure if I left the stove off, even though I clearly remember doing so.

I have this strange breathing thing too. Since I count everything in fours, I count my breathing in fours too. But I don't count in numbers. Breath 1 is a certain way that I breathe that makes a sound, 2 is another one that is somehow the antithesis of the first (don't ask me how), and three and four are repetitions of the first two while making a sound in the back of my throat.

I think of completely trivial things in extensive detail a lot.

For example:

I've spent the better part of a half hour thinking about the redundancy of taking a picture of a camera.

http://www.levoltz.com/wp-content/up...lection11.jpeg

I mean, really. Taking a picture WITH a camera OF a camera just seems redundant to me. I know it's necessary for selling the camera, as a picture of the product is generally called for. It's just odd to me.

I continued thinking about it. I began thinking, "Well, I wonder if they're taking a picture of the camera with the same type of camera as in the picture." I decided that was unlikely. With crap cameras, they probably use better cameras to take the picture. Also, what about really nice cameras? I was wondering whether or not they actually take the pictures of the really nice cameras with cameras of equal or greater quality.

Seriously. I think about completely trivial nonsense all the time. That's probably not even the most pointless.

Sounds a lot like me. Usually it's about things that are hypothetical, and wouldn't even matter. I can't think of any specific times, but I might in a little while. It's so bizarre. Sometimes it will be thinking about something, IN the thought that I'm thinking about. It's all fucked.

I just did that. Right before I read this.
That's funny. Have a look at the photography thread :)

They take the pictures of the nicer camera's with even nicer camera's that won't be advertised anywhere ;)