The Science

Dr_Rez · 03-23-2011, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

It definitly helps to have girls with you when you go out, I've noticed other girls tend to feel more confortable/relaxed if they see them with you, makes you seem more trustworthy. I've never been out with a whole group of girls but meh same principle I reckon.

lol I don't think there was an actual question there but I get what you're getting at. Just don't overthink too much man. If you're feeling it, make an advance, you know; "arm around the chair at the cinema" and all that, just flirt with her and let it progress naturally, you'll make a move, she'll make a move back etc.

like a horny game of chess. man I miss horny chess I need to get out more. I always get checkmated in the first 3 moves but damn it's a fun game. it's like my brother's friend always used to say "It's all about the chase mate "

Sluts are so simple. You both know exactly what the other wants.

crukster · 03-23-2011, 06:41 PM

Just go out with sluts then if you dig that, you don't have to wanna marry every chick you meet

Dr_Rez · 03-27-2011, 06:30 PM

I just want to say to everyone who posted in the last 15 posts or so thank you. I had a great time/laugh reading it. Dirty please continue to update us on **** going down, its pretty funny.

~~Dirty~~ · 03-28-2011, 11:08 AM

Well at least one person enjoys reading what I write so I will continue to update and from now on will refer to my plan to bang this girl (the one who reminded me of Tumor and had the online boyfriend from Afghanistan) as Project Lauren.

Ok so this girl is totally searching for pity or something, her FB status is "RIP Tyler, I love you even if it was only for a little while but I know what we had was real. You will always be in my heart </3" And there'sd a bunch of people like "OMG NO WAY IM SOOOO SORRY."

So last night I asked what happened. And she wanted me to come down to her room so she could explain it. And I wouldn't go down because I definitely don't need to channel my inner-10th grader and provide the shoulder to cry on. I was wearing a nice shirt too but anyways, I went a got a bite to eat and she was like please come down and talk to me. So I went down and there was a couple other people there and her and her room mate were BOTH crying. I showed as little compassion as possible because 1) This is completely retarded and 2) Being the sensitive shoulder to cry on is NOT my method of getting my d touched by her. So I threw some investigative questions her way and she said his friend got on skype, but wouldn't video chat. And this guy who apparently died didn't have Facebook (she said he couldn't check it over there) even though his friend whos with him in the army who told her of his death had one. Too many things adding up to tell me that obviously she was creepin too much and he wanted to get out of it ASAP but didn't wanna tell her how weird she was for stalking him. But she said she wants to get a TATTOO now. Can we please get a shaking head smiley for occasions like this? Sorry this all lacked anything good to read, but I WILL PLAY WITH DDs. Mission declared, Project Lauren is underway. She seems attracted to my level of uncaring and sarcasm. THIS MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED GODDAMNIT

EvilChuck · 03-28-2011, 01:06 PM

So despite the fact that someone who isnt even in the country appears to be trying to avoid her, and despite the fact that everything you have said so far suggests that she is a possessive, possibly mentally unstable person, you still want to get with her? You dont think that if you do manage to get with her, she is just going to become really clingy and possessive over you as well? You dont have the advantage of being on the other side of the world, you wont be able to avoid her, and if she is as bad as she appears she could ruin your life just by always being around wherever you are.

If the guy has actually died then RIP.

MoonlitSunshine · 03-28-2011, 04:03 PM

I think it's more that he couldn't care less about the consequences, he just wants to screw her and leave her :P

~~Dirty~~ · 03-28-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

So despite the fact that someone who isnt even in the country appears to be trying to avoid her, and despite the fact that everything you have said so far suggests that she is a possessive, possibly mentally unstable person, you still want to get with her? You dont think that if you do manage to get with her, she is just going to become really clingy and possessive over you as well? You dont have the advantage of being on the other side of the world, you wont be able to avoid her, and if she is as bad as she appears she could ruin your life just by always being around wherever you are.

If the guy has actually died then RIP.

That's a good point evilchuck. And I guess she could become clingy or something if we hooked up and messed around. Actually, that's exactly how I think she'd be especially because I don't pin her as a person who has a ton of sexual experience. But I'm really not worried about it because it's not like I have to see her all the time or anything. I view her as a friend, but she's a friend I want to have sex with or at least get a bj from. She's got gigantic tits and a really nice body which I would like to study more of.

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

I think it's more that he couldn't care less about the consequences, he just wants to screw her and leave her :P

I don't wanna date her or leave her, i just wanna be a friend and hope I can just maybe be drunken hookup buddies or something. Just mess around a little bit. She's one of those people that says she is really religious and doesn't drink or hookup but then 5 minutes later will tell you a story about getting wasted and making out with someone. But I feel an attraction from her towards me and I'm playing my cards well right now. Project Lauren in affect.

Dr_Rez · 03-28-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

Project Lauren in affect.

The Dirty train is about to arrive, she wont know what hit her.

PurpleWolf · 03-30-2011, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

That's a good point evilchuck. And I guess she could become clingy or something if we hooked up and messed around. Actually, that's exactly how I think she'd be especially because I don't pin her as a person who has a ton of sexual experience.

Don't do it! I once hooked up with a girl like that, she gave myself and my friends hell afterwards. She started picking fights with friends, declaring her undying love to me, constant text messages. Thank god she had to move away to live with other family.

crukster · 03-30-2011, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PurpleWolf

Don't do it! I once hooked up with a girl like that, she gave myself and my friends hell afterwards. She started picking fights with friends, declaring her undying love to me, constant text messages. Thank god she had to move away to live with other family.

lol that sucks if you're only looking for a fling, but tbh I would freaking love it if a girl was after me like that.

03-27-2011, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,370	I just want to say to everyone who posted in the last 15 posts or so thank you. I had a great time/laugh reading it. Dirty please continue to update us on **** going down, its pretty funny. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

03-28-2011, 04:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,097	I think it's more that he couldn't care less about the consequences, he just wants to screw her and leave her :P __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

03-23-2011, 06:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Just go out with sluts then if you dig that, you don't have to wanna marry every chick you meet

03-28-2011, 11:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Well at least one person enjoys reading what I write so I will continue to update and from now on will refer to my plan to bang this girl (the one who reminded me of Tumor and had the online boyfriend from Afghanistan) as Project Lauren. Ok so this girl is totally searching for pity or something, her FB status is "RIP Tyler, I love you even if it was only for a little while but I know what we had was real. You will always be in my heart </3" And there'sd a bunch of people like "OMG NO WAY IM SOOOO SORRY." So last night I asked what happened. And she wanted me to come down to her room so she could explain it. And I wouldn't go down because I definitely don't need to channel my inner-10th grader and provide the shoulder to cry on. I was wearing a nice shirt too but anyways, I went a got a bite to eat and she was like please come down and talk to me. So I went down and there was a couple other people there and her and her room mate were BOTH crying. I showed as little compassion as possible because 1) This is completely retarded and 2) Being the sensitive shoulder to cry on is NOT my method of getting my d touched by her. So I threw some investigative questions her way and she said his friend got on skype, but wouldn't video chat. And this guy who apparently died didn't have Facebook (she said he couldn't check it over there) even though his friend whos with him in the army who told her of his death had one. Too many things adding up to tell me that obviously she was creepin too much and he wanted to get out of it ASAP but didn't wanna tell her how weird she was for stalking him. But she said she wants to get a TATTOO now. Can we please get a shaking head smiley for occasions like this? Sorry this all lacked anything good to read, but I WILL PLAY WITH DDs. Mission declared, Project Lauren is underway. She seems attracted to my level of uncaring and sarcasm. THIS MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED GODDAMNIT

03-28-2011, 01:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	So despite the fact that someone who isnt even in the country appears to be trying to avoid her, and despite the fact that everything you have said so far suggests that she is a possessive, possibly mentally unstable person, you still want to get with her? You dont think that if you do manage to get with her, she is just going to become really clingy and possessive over you as well? You dont have the advantage of being on the other side of the world, you wont be able to avoid her, and if she is as bad as she appears she could ruin your life just by always being around wherever you are. If the guy has actually died then RIP.