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djchameleon 02-22-2011 10:04 PM

The Science
 
In this thread, I will discuss different techniques and give dating advice to you hopeless beta males out there.

We just want to help raise your confidence a bit and give you a few pointers. All advice that we give you it completely up to you whether you take it or not.

Remember we have your best interests in mind and don't want to see you getting walked all over by females that don't respect your worth as a person.


This song was in my head when I made the thread.
The song is more about passing on the knowledge of hip hop with some other wisdom but in this thread we will be passing on our knowledge of women.

Bloozcrooz 02-22-2011 10:09 PM

Oh...my...god...this is going to be interesting. Lesson one screw them over before they can screw you over and your gold. Never turn your back on a friend for a woman...that really burns them up. And always...always...make alcohol more of a priority than them and you cant go wrong. Am I missing anything?

djchameleon 02-22-2011 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1009568)
Never turn your back on a friend for a woman...that really burns them up.

omfg it's funny that you mentioned this.

Today my friend was telling me a story, a friend of his told him that his gf doesn't want him hanging out with him anymore.

So they were walking to his gf's place and the dude is so whipped he starts telling my friend to go hide in the bushes because he doesn't want his gf to see that he is still hanging out with him.

So my friend grew some balls finally and cursed him out for being whipped and choosing her over him. He said he's done with that guy and when he sees him in the hallways or on the street he is going to completely ignore him.

DoctorSoft 02-22-2011 10:20 PM

Just beat your bitch and all is well and swell.

djchameleon 02-22-2011 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 1009573)
Just beat your bitch and all is well and swell.

until she realizes that she is being abused and calls the cops on you. have fun posting on forums from jail :P

DoctorSoft 02-22-2011 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1009575)
until she realizes that she is being abused and calls the cops on you. have fun posting on forums from jail :P

Tell her yeah, you can call the cops, but have fun running when my ass gets out of jail.

JUST KIDDING FELLAS. WOMEN USE NOT ABUSE.

djchameleon 02-22-2011 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 1009578)
Tell her yeah, you can call the cops, but have fun running when my ass gets out of jail.

JUST KIDDING FELLAS. WOMEN USE NOT ABUSE.

I know you are joking but bleh....women abuse isn't a good topic to be joking about.

There are some women out there stuck in abusive relationships right now because they can't wake up and see that they are being abused.

DoctorSoft 02-22-2011 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1009580)
I know you are joking but bleh....women abuse isn't a good topic to be joking about.

There are some women out there stuck in abusive relationships right now because they can't wake up and see that they are being abused.

Yeah you're right those went a little too far.

James 02-23-2011 01:19 AM

lol at you and Dirty giving us "beta males" advice even though you're both single.

Dr_Rez 02-23-2011 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1009621)
lol at you and Dirty giving us "beta males" advice even though you're both single.

You do realize many people chose to be single. Just cause someone doesnt always have a partner hanging around there every move doesnt mean they couldnt if they wanted to.

Good thread dj master c.


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