Thom Yorke

Literally all girls plus you, or mostly girls?

Dirty

A girl and her boyfriend and then like 3 other girls I think. Maybe more, I'm not completely sure. Hopefully the guy is cool never met him.

Thom Yorke

I think it's better to have at least one other guy there. Then again I haven't ever gone out with just girls so who knows.

You planning on wheeling a random or just focusing on that one girl in the group?

Dirty

yeah i'm glad another guy will be there. hopefully he likes sports although judging by appearance thats unlikely. i do have a thing for the one girl that always hangs with them, but like i was saying shes not old enough for the bars for another few weeks so im just trying to mess around with a random girl who isn't fat or hideous. I'm not a fan of the bar we are going to, its more of a dance type place. I may make an early exit and head to my usual spot where there's just drunk socializing since that's where i meet pretty much all girls.

Dr_Rez

Hanging out with a group of girls sucks. 9/10 of the conversations you dont give a damn about because you simply have other intrests.

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djchameleon

I don't think this will work out too well for you. You'll most likely end up having to leave early like you said at the end of your statement there.

Personally, I love dance type places because there are always some chick that doesn't mind grinding up on me while I stand there in place. I mean I do like to actually dance but most girls these days in those type of bars/clubs they just want to grind their ass up on you and all you have to do is sway side to side. So easily, no dancing skills required. Who am I to turn down some dry humping on the dance floor.

I don't know how good you are at reading body language but that is where I take my cues on whether to go for it or not. When it comes to making the first move towards sex/hooking up.

The thing with body language is that sometimes it can be way off base though and I've had it backfire on me a couple of times. I used to think that when girls would clear their hair and put it behind their ear that it was a sure sign there were a bit into me. I was proven wrong on a couple of instances.

I clear sign that actually works though is if you are talking to her like say at a bar stool or w/e and she's sitting down. If her legs are facing in your direction, she's a bit interested in the things you have to say and is more comfortable around you but if she is facing you and her legs are turned the opposite way then you know she's not really feeling you/comfortable with you yet. That's just two signs to look for. Also, if she gets a bit touchy feely with you, randomly brushing up against you then you know she's probably into you.


Also, make it clear that you hooking/having sex with them doesn't mean that the relationship can't go further. It's all up to how the both of you feel about it.

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Dirty

Alright, well Friday night it ended up just being me, and two girls and one of the girls boyfriends from out of town. Luckily the dude was really cool so it was fun pregaming with card games. Went to the bar and mainly just played pool the entire time. The two girls are room mates and obviously the girl with the boyfriend wanted to have sex with her guy, and the other girl was planning on staying at a friends. Well, she said her friend wouldn't let her stay and ended up at my door at like 3AM and I didn't wanna be a dick so I let her crash on my room mates bed. I came back, put in a big chew and drunkenly played my baseball game for ps3 while she rambled my ear off for 2 hours. Literally a one way conversation, all I added was the occasional "yeah" and just kept playing my game but she wouldn't STFU. I recorded some audio on my phone, ill try to upload it lol. It seemed like she might've gotten the wrong idea, like I wanted to hook up. She's like 300 pounds so there was no way I was going that route. I didn't flirt at all but some of the stuff she was saying gave me the impression she wanted to hook up which actually offended me a little bit because of how huge and ugly she is. I know that's shallow and I don't even care, I was thinking like....really?? you think I would bang you? Then she finally passed out, thank god.

But last night I drank 3/4ths of my fifth and headed to the bar around 1:15. I stopped first and said hi to the girl I said I liked. I don't like her anymore, but I still wanna hook up with her because she has DAT RACK. She's really immature and said she's now "dating" a soldier in Afghanistan who she met on plentyoffish.com last week. I thought she was joking but is apparently serious. Why do I see that not working out lol. I made fun of her for a few then went to the bar. Used my usual pickup line of "Who lies more, men or women" then transitioned into "Who is more flirty" and then to more "Well, who do you think is more ______, guys or girls." Talked to her til the bar closed, exchanged numbers, she texted me saying how much she liked tlaking to me and we should hang out. Hopefully I see when I'm sober, I thought she was cute last night but I had drank A LOT by that point. Ok, done ranting, but I will say that the "Battle of the sexes" type of openers work pretty much every time.

djchameleon

Yeah, they work very well for me as well that's why I use them.

I still haven't been able to do my experiment yet because I'm recovering from my cold but hopefully the April 1st weekend I will be able to do it.\

With that 300 pound girl though all you had to do is unzip your pants and shove something in her mouth to shut her up and when she wants to go further just say, you aren't feeling it or w/e.

What happened to the girl that reminds you of Tumor?

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Dirty

lol believe it or not there are actually girls on this planet who I would not let blow me. And all women of the 300+ pound variety fall into that category. She started getting all cheesy-romantic-teenage movie on me and was looking out my window being all "I love looking at the stars. They give me hope. That...something else is out there and someone else is looking at the stars right now too" And I'm thinking WTF I'm trying to enjoy my dip and draft a kickass team in my baseball franchise on ps3, can you STFU already.

The girl that reminds me of Tumor is the girl I was tlaking about whos apparently now "dating" a soldier she met on plentyoffish.com. Hmm, ok he is overseas for a few more months, and lives in Colorado (I'm in PA). It makes no sense at all and the more I got to know her the more I lost interest because she's super hyper, immature, and this soldier dating thing is so mind-boggling and retarded. And she's super religious and kinda preachy which is annoying as hell. So I just wanna hook up with her. She turns 21 soon. I cna tell I have a good shot. I. want. to. play. with. DDs.

Thom Yorke

Hahahaha awesome.