Kaimon

Not really an urban legend since it's been verified, but:
A teacher in my school fought Chuck Norris and won.

Queen Boo

Why did they fight?

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djchameleon

I'm pretty sure my town has loads of urban legends seeing that George Washington's Headquarters is here and other historical figures are related to the area but I don't know of any.

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ThePhanastasio

Me too! Well, sort of a teacher at my school; a professor at my college. And there's proof!

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According to some stories I've heard since I've been out here in Bahrain, there's a group of gay Bahraini man-rapists that go out to the clubs on the weekend to lure victims back to strange places. Their method is supposedly that they use attractive female prostitutes to come chat you up for a bit, slip you a roofie, and get you into a cab. They then hold the cab door open while several men pile in the cab on either side of you. Normally, by this time, the drugs take effect and they drive you to an unknown location and take turns commiting random acts of sodomy on you. It's rumored that, when they are done with you, they then dump you in a remote location, alive, but with a sore rear end and possibly some type of STD and next to no manhood.

This was confirmed by 2 male victims over the last 2 years that have come forward to the medical staff here on base. They say one guy had the semen on 12 different men up his bum when they found him, just coming forward from something like that must be hard. I can't imagine, if it's true, how many people it may have happened to now.

Needless to say, my buddies and I are always on alert when we go out and we never go alone.

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DoctorSoft

There's one I heard about this fat kid who ****ed his cat, and got caught by his sister. Then she told everyone she knew and the next day he tried to hang himself with rope, but couldn't because the rope broke because he was so fat.

I would not be surprised if it was true, this kid is fat as hell.

Howard the Duck

my fave:-

there was this lone man driving down a deserted highway at night

along the way, he picks up a beautiful hitchhiking chick dressed in white

as he drives, they talk and find that they're in love

guy takes her home and makes love to her

the girl vanishes with the dawn

a few days later, the guy died

another one which is not actually a local urban legend but actually happened a lot in the late60s/early 70s here:-

there were a number of serial rapists who would be naked, smearing themselves with cooking oil and break in and enter houses with sweet young things to rape them, cos of their oily nature, they were impossible to catch

the urban legends were only concretised with a string of Malay movies in the 60s/70s propounding the magical and mystical nature of these "oil men"

The Virgin

a very popular urban legend here in our country is that if you eat a fruit including it's seeds (e.g. apple, grapes, watermelon, etc.), that seed will grow inside you and the branches of the plant will come out your nose, mouth, ears. I grew up believing that and when I was in grade 5, i accidentally ate a papaya's seed and it scared the hell out of me for about 1 whole week.

my mother then told me that it was all just a joke. still..........

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