When I saw this news yesterday I was kind of surprised that Pelé wasn’t older than 82.

Yeah, I must admit, given his legendary status, I kind of thought he was closer to the late nineties. Guess he really took care of himself. I wonder will Brazil declare a day of national mourning?

Pelé was one of several famous people I thought had already died several years ago.

Phew, I thought you were talking about Ian McDiarmid for a second there.

Oh no not the Nazi Pope.

Yes, Pope Benedict Arnold I'm afraid.

But Pope Francis the Mule lives :D

Sorry but I must.

Did anyone really Eggs-spect Bendedict to live much longer?

Also, Pope Francis is a sissy.

Hey, it's 2023: I start as I mean to go on, being the thorn in the side of those who hate my puns.

What the **** first ive heard of that :(