Drunk Thread

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:26 AM

Be drunk or make fun of drunks.

So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary.

SHASTAAAA!

Paul Smeenus · 05-20-2014, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

SHASTAAAA!

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Be loving & open with my emotions, Paul.

Paul Smeenus · 05-20-2014, 12:38 AM

^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*

Paul, you're drunk.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-20-2014, 12:43 AM

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 05-20-2014, 12:46 AM

posting pictures of mountain tops, with snow on top

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

Haha that is insane.

Have my children and let's nurse them on scotch.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-20-2014, 01:20 AM

I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 01:24 AM

When I get drunk I beat my mom.

You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady.

05-20-2014, 12:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	Drunk Thread Be drunk or make fun of drunks. So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary. SHASTAAAA! __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

05-20-2014, 01:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	When I get drunk I beat my mom. You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

05-20-2014, 12:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	I already posted this in another thread but ehhh. My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

05-20-2014, 12:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	posting pictures of mountain tops, with snow on top

05-20-2014, 01:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again