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s_k	03-29-2011 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 1026882)

RezZ and I would be in for smokin' dope... s_k would be the one to turn us in. :D

Hey, I may think drugs are bad for your health, but I'm not the person to take anyone in. Very anarchistic ;).

Janszoon

03-29-2011 05:30 PM

I nominate Tore as the one who turns the drug users in.

Burning Down

03-29-2011 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1026942)

I nominate Tore as the one who turns the drug users in.

Narc.

crukster

03-29-2011 05:34 PM

Snitch, he'll get shanked in the yard

Queen Boo

03-29-2011 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1026926)

Hey, I may think drugs are bad for your health, but I'm not the person to take anyone in. Very anarchistic ;).

So is icecream. So is not getting 3 hours of exercise a day. So is too much sun exposure. So is breathing in dust. So is the radiation you're exposing yourself too by being at a computer. So is stress.

I'll enjoy my drugs thanks.

duga	03-29-2011 06:34 PM

I think everyone is forgetting boo boo isn't even allowed here. He shanked one too many people so we tossed him into a mental health institution.

s_k	03-29-2011 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor (Post 1026979)

I wasn't judging or attacking anyone ;).

Neapolitan

03-29-2011 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes scissor lift into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits smelling like fish.

[fixed]

The Virgin

03-29-2011 11:28 PM

If Music Banter was a prison, I'd be the Prison Bit*h.

Merkaba

03-29-2011 11:44 PM

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

Scarlett O'Hara

03-30-2011 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba (Post 1027139)

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

:rofl:

Touche.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1026887)

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

:laughing: AMAGAD what in the hell?

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1026735)

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment :D.

**** yeah, I get horny you know, I'll be making sure everyone's my bitch.

Bloozcrooz

03-30-2011 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:...man that **** made me lmfao!!! If any of my family read that post they would as well.

Even better is your S K prediction..I cant stop laughing.

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 03:24 AM

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence

that's all I can think of - will come out with more later

holly984

03-30-2011 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

:rofl: :rofl: omg....seriously rofl

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

:rofl: Ha ha! Hilarious

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

:laughing: :laughing: Whaa?? ha ha

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 05:11 AM

because you're just too good to be true, beb

s_k	03-30-2011 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1026922)

Whahaha, you are a creative little sport, aren't you? ;D.

GuitarBizarre

03-30-2011 05:28 AM

I'd probably be in for violating noise ordinances.

Bloozcrooz

03-30-2011 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027328)

Whahaha, you are a creative little sport, aren't you? ;D.

:laughing:

The Virgin

03-30-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

raping The Virgin

i don't like that. rape is never funny.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

this right here, i might do. haha..imagine? if i'd be the prison biatch, i can have all the inmates at my command, like "Take off your shirt! Massage my foot!", that would be nice. The Queen of JailRock.

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 08:17 AM

my fantasy scenarios are not meant to be "funny" - they're just evil fantasies lurking in my mind - read the other fantasy scenarios - they're quite vile and psychopathic - those are things you get jailed for

the "speculative" scenarios are meant to be funny - merely because I wish no ill upon any of you (and also I'm not supposed to insult anybody here)

s_k	03-30-2011 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1027156)

**** yeah, I get horny you know

See? :D. Point proven.

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Definitely not. I stay far away from anything that has anything to do with war or veterans :D.

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 08:45 AM

but they fought for your freedom.....

if not, The Netherlands would be the Hinterlands? or Hitlerlands?

s_k	03-30-2011 08:57 AM

That's only because others fought too :)

Janszoon

03-30-2011 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027481)

That's only because others fought too :)

Wouldn't anyone who fought be a veteran? :confused:

The Virgin

03-30-2011 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027457)

i understand

s_k	03-30-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1027485)

Wouldn't anyone who fought be a veteran? :confused:

I mean, I want no one to fight so no one has to defend theirselves.
Rather logical...

Burning Down

03-30-2011 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027481)

That's only because others fought too :)

Hey, we freed your country: Liberation Day (Netherlands) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

s_k	03-30-2011 09:26 AM

Haha, jup. And we're reminded about that every day :D.

No one should have started a war in the first place. Yes it's nice that we have been freed, but it's awful that it was neccesary.

GeddyBass2112

03-30-2011 10:58 AM

I'm such a good girl, I wouldn't even be in prison...I'd get probation.

:D

Freebase Dali

03-30-2011 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027469)

See? :D. Point proven.

Definitely not. I stay far away from anything that has anything to do with war or veterans :D.

Hrmm.. might not want to talk to me then. I'm a veteran.

Queen Boo

03-30-2011 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

How do you extract juices from a tumor?

Bloozcrooz

03-30-2011 03:01 PM

Lets see ill give this a shot

Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.

s_k	03-30-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1027568)

Hrmm.. might not want to talk to me then. I'm a veteran.

I mean celebrations and such.
I am very anti-militant (is that the thing I mean? I hope it is :D).
I should admit that yes, I do think negatively about people who are cops or are in the army. You're a very nice guy though. I do feel that you sometimes want to control the people, control the crowd here at music banter, that may have something to do with your profession, I don't know. But I don't dislike you at all. I do dislike your profession though, I'm sorry.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027664)

pays him with a hug

Hugs are for girls only :)

Bloozcrooz

03-30-2011 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1027667)

In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.

s_k	03-30-2011 03:36 PM

*makes sure not to go to prison anytime soon*

FETCHER.

03-30-2011 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba (Post 1027139)

More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.

I actually lol'd so loud there.

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor (Post 1027584)

How do you extract juices from a tumor?

maybe the tumour has pus?

[MERIT]

03-30-2011 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027819)

maybe the tumour has pus?

A tumor is an abnormal growth of cells. Pus is caused by a bacterial infection. Tumors don't produce pus.

Howard the Duck

03-30-2011 09:04 PM

mebbe there's an infection on the tumour?

Queen Boo

03-30-2011 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027832)

A tumor is an abnormal growth of cells. Pus is caused by a bacterial infection. Tumors don't produce pus.

:afro:

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