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[MERIT] 03-30-2011 10:16 PM
I have a brain tumor. I don't find them that funny.

Howard the Duck 03-30-2011 10:17 PM
srry, I didn't know

[MERIT] 03-30-2011 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027854)
srry, I didn't know
No worries. I'm just in a sh*tty mood. I had to take time off work to get medical tests done, so my job fired me. Then my wife took my son and left me. F*ck my life.

Bloozcrooz 03-30-2011 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027856)
No worries. I'm just in a sh*tty mood. I had to take time off work to get medical tests done, so my job fired me. Then my wife took my son and left me. F*ck my life.
Damn man I hate to hear that. I sympathize with you and know exzactly how you feel.

Howard the Duck 03-30-2011 10:24 PM
my deepest sincerest sympathies

[MERIT] 03-30-2011 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027858)
Damn man I hate to hear that. I sympathize with you and know exzactly how you feel.
I've got no job, I can't see my son because his mother took off with him to go stay with her family, and I have a pineal cell brain tumor that's giving me hellacious epileptic seizures and will most likely kill me. I'm just broken down right now.

[MERIT] 03-30-2011 10:28 PM
I don't need sympathy, and I apologize for the "woe is me" demeanor. Just putting it out there so you can gauge my frame of mind I guess.

[MERIT] 03-30-2011 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027871)
Any man denied the right to see his son probaly doesnt think he has anything left to lose. I couldnt imagine that so I guess I dont know exzactly how you feel but I understand the frame of mind you must be in. Hope things get better for ya
Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.

crash_override 03-30-2011 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)
thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.
(hmmmmmm nahh nahh.... Hhhmmmmm nahh nahh...)

Howard the Duck 03-31-2011 01:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)
Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.
i find if turns become really bad, chanting "The Great Compassion Mantra" in Sanskrit helps a lot

serious.....

holly984 03-31-2011 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027319)
because you're just too good to be true, beb
:laughing: Well in that case, guilty as charged. Bring out the handcuffs.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027679)
In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.
:rofl:

Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)
Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.
Sending positive energy your way http://www.blokksberg.com/images/smi...eartshape1.gif

ThePhanastasio 03-31-2011 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027679)
In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.
:rofl:

I feel like s_k should be wearing pigtails. Right now. That is something I must see. :laughing:

Queen Boo 03-31-2011 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027853)
I have a brain tumor. I don't find them that funny.
Dear lord man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trivialize your pain.........

Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027863)
I don't need sympathy, and I apologize for the "woe is me" demeanor. Just putting it out there so you can gauge my frame of mind I guess.
This is probably doing literally nothing but **positive vibes**

FETCHER. 03-31-2011 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027861)
I've got no job, I can't see my son because his mother took off with him to go stay with her family, and I have a pineal cell brain tumor that's giving me hellacious epileptic seizures and will most likely kill me. I'm just broken down right now.
I know that the last thing you probably want is sympathy, but I couldn't help replying. I'm hopeful that you get to see your son again because that's absolutely horrible (and pretty much bang out of order) that you can't see him. I also hope you feel better about things in general and sorry for sympathy because I don't really like sympathy much myself. Chin up, sir.

Bloozcrooz 04-01-2011 12:22 AM
Prison Update...S K forced to smuggle cell phone in in his anus....updates Facebook status.."rough time in shower...hating map colors...hair hurts from getting yanked backwards"

s_k 04-01-2011 06:09 AM
;D. I don't even have a facebook app :D.

(hey, why am I being abused all the time?)

djchameleon 04-01-2011 07:41 AM
Oh I don't know if this has been said yet but

s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.

Edit: now that I have read everything

Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)
me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence

that's all I can think of - will come out with more later
These were all funny but mines was a bit off. I've had to deal with them before and I'm passive to their ignorance so I wouldn't kill them for it.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027664)
Lets see ill give this a shot
  • Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
  • Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
  • Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.
lol that sounds like something that might actually happen. Are you psychic?

Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)
Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.
I'm sending some positive thoughts and vibes your way man. There only way you can go from here on out is up up up. It's coming!

s_k 04-01-2011 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1028689)
s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.
Hey, I always make sure they take the next step ;)

Eidolon 04-01-2011 11:42 AM
I would be in prison for purging all forms of government and banks and mainstream music that all sounds the same.

Dayvan Cowboy 04-01-2011 01:49 PM
Tumor: Tumor would be arrested for attempting to flip pedestrians onto their heads. She attempts to flip a little old lady and accidentally breaks her back
Me: Dayvan's angst gets compressed down into a singularity and causes a mini black hole to form. causes millions of dollars in damages, gets sent to jail for the death of 327 people
Il Duce: stalks all of the tiny androgynous girls, gets sent to jail
S_K: Smiley Abuse.

Burning Down 04-01-2011 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1028823)
Me: Dayvan's angst gets compressed down into a singularity and causes a mini black hole to form. causes millions of dollars in damages, gets sent to jail for the death of 327 people
You'd be in jail for 8,175 years with no chance of parole. Ever.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-01-2011 01:53 PM
I don't think Dayvan would be in there for a crime. I think she'd be in there as an interrogator.
She'd strap you to a chair and force you to listen to over-long boring post rock epics until you were 'rehabilitated'.

s_k 04-01-2011 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1028823)
S_K: Smiley Abuse.
I don't think people go to jail for that.
I do receive some fines though, now and then.

djchameleon 04-01-2011 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1028671)
;D. I don't even have a facebook app :D.

(hey, why am I being abused all the time?)
why? do you even need to ask?

because it's fun!!

s_k 04-01-2011 03:27 PM
Haha, somehow people think I'm not going to kick their asses when I get raped.
Don't forget I'm larger in square feet than most of you are :D.

djchameleon 04-01-2011 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1028884)
Haha, somehow people think I'm not going to kick their asses when I get raped.
Don't forget I'm larger in square feet than most of you are :D.
the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Your largeness doesn't frighten me my friend.

plus I know how passive you are to violence.

s_k 04-01-2011 03:35 PM
If I have a choice, yes.

Dayvan Cowboy 04-01-2011 03:43 PM
I probably wouldn't last long in prison. I'm frail and weak and I'm scared of everything that moves.
*waits for hollywood to steal film premise*

djchameleon 04-01-2011 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1028896)
I probably wouldn't last long in prison. I'm frail and weak and I'm scared of everything that moves.
*waits for hollywood to steal film premise*
screw hollywood.

Independent film maker....

Your idea has been stolen

DO NOT PASS GO.

DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS.

s_k 04-01-2011 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1028896)
I probably wouldn't last long in prison. I'm frail and weak and I'm scared of everything that moves.
*waits for hollywood to steal film premise*
Haha, I'd probably kill to protect you.
I'm usually better at taking care for other people than for myself :D.

Bloozcrooz 04-01-2011 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1028671)
;D. I don't even have a facebook app :D.

(hey, why am I being abused all the time?)
Lol...im just joking with ya man but just judging from your demeanor on here I would think you'd have a hard time in prison. Even jail for that matter depending on how long of stint you have to do. Have you ever been to jail man? Ill help ya out with a coupon though

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...rison-rape.jpg

s_k 04-01-2011 06:01 PM
Hahaha, no man, I can't think of anything I've done they would send me to jail for.
There's some stuff in my head that would get me right to jail if I really did that, but I'm not that stupid.

And I know this is all in good fun man, but I do get the idea that people think it's easy to mess with me :D.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-01-2011 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1028999)
Lol...im just joking with ya man but just judging from your demeanor on here I would think you'd have a hard time in prison. Even jail for that matter depending on how long of stint you have to do. Have you ever been to jail man? Ill help ya out with a coupon though

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...rison-rape.jpg
:laughing:

I want one.

CanwllCorfe 04-01-2011 06:57 PM
I imagine I'd go to jail for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I sort of joke around about the fact that I'm so calculated and stay away from alcohol and drugs, and say that I'll probably get killed by a drunk driver. I avoid alcohol at all costs, and it ends up killing me. I almost know that it will happen.

djchameleon 04-01-2011 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1029054)
:laughing:

I want one.
why would you want a rapeless night? I thought you were "into" that type of stuff.

Howard the Duck 04-02-2011 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1028823)
Il Duce: stalks all of the tiny androgynous girls, gets sent to jail
S_K: Smiley Abuse.

it's only you I have intentions to stalk, s_k doesn't put THAT many smileys

Bloozcrooz 04-02-2011 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1029197)
it's only you I have intentions to stalk, s_k doesn't put THAT many smileys
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

s_k 04-02-2011 07:28 AM
I'm sure she feels much safer now...

djchameleon 04-02-2011 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1029287)
I'm sure she feels much safer now...
I don't think you are supposed to feel safe inside of a prison

s_k 04-02-2011 07:34 AM
I err... Not sure?


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