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Old 03-30-2011, 01:27 PM   #71 (permalink)
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me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep
How do you extract juices from a tumor?
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:01 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Lets see ill give this a shot
  • Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
  • Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
  • Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:03 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Hrmm.. might not want to talk to me then. I'm a veteran.
I mean celebrations and such.
I am very anti-militant (is that the thing I mean? I hope it is ).
I should admit that yes, I do think negatively about people who are cops or are in the army. You're a very nice guy though. I do feel that you sometimes want to control the people, control the crowd here at music banter, that may have something to do with your profession, I don't know. But I don't dislike you at all. I do dislike your profession though, I'm sorry.

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Old 03-30-2011, 03:31 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I mean celebrations and such.
I am very anti-militant (is that the thing I mean? I hope it is ).
I should admit that yes, I do think negatively about people who are cops or are in the army. You're a very nice guy though. I do feel that you sometimes want to control the people, control the crowd here at music banter, that may have something to do with your profession, I don't know. But I don't dislike you at all. I do dislike your profession though, I'm sorry.


Hugs are for girls only
In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:36 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:26 PM   #76 (permalink)
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More like the first to "accidentally" drop the soap in the shower.
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:02 PM   #77 (permalink)
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How do you extract juices from a tumor?
maybe the tumour has pus?
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:41 PM   #78 (permalink)
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maybe the tumour has pus?
A tumor is an abnormal growth of cells. Pus is caused by a bacterial infection. Tumors don't produce pus.
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:04 PM   #79 (permalink)
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mebbe there's an infection on the tumour?
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:26 PM   #80 (permalink)
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A tumor is an abnormal growth of cells. Pus is caused by a bacterial infection. Tumors don't produce pus.
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